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Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Dreams
June 12, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Dreams Explained For Those Who Do Not Understand Dreams

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June 10, 2014April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rik Mayall: A Special Tribute

Tetris on the Game Boy
June 6, 2014December 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Tetris: Celebrating 30 Years Of Addictive Brilliance

May 23, 2014January 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind Rises: Studio Ghibli at its Finest

May 12, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Good, The Bad, and the EGGly!

Cheese
May 9, 2014February 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great Works of Literature Ruined by Putting “Cheese” in the Title

CHILD of LIGHT
May 8, 2014April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

CHILD of LIGHT: Gorgeous RPG Melancholia

May 6, 2014January 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Omurice: The Psychotic Tale of the World’s Most Disturbed Omelettes

May 2, 2014November 1, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Your Favourite Football Players Discuss Physics

Apocalypse
April 23, 2014January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Apocalypse Scenarios to Heartily Embrace

April 9, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster News 2014: Adieu Boris

April 8, 2014April 8, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

Our Pet Walrus And Us – Experiences With A Large Flippered Marine Mammal!

March 4, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

These New Cornflakes Ranges Will Terrify You

A man writing really, really well
January 31, 2014August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How To Write Proper: Your Guide to Writing Really, Really Well

January 30, 2014January 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Sandwiches Should Play a Larger Role in Films

January 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fashion Tips For 2014

January 26, 2014November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Looks Back: Advice for Mr. Wapojif’s Teenage Self

Paul the Pentagon
January 25, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Failed Blog Mascot

January 24, 2014October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Vulture or a Sculpture?

January 23, 2014November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Explains This Fish!

Some desserts with fruit in them.
January 22, 2014September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Desserts vs Deserts: Busting Some Spelling Pudding Myths

January 21, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Hamster – Progress Report!

January 20, 2014January 20, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have a Conversation About Eggs

January 17, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

The Mongoose of Wall Street

January 16, 2014January 16, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Drinking Orange Juice After You’ve Brushed Your Teeth

January 14, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014

The weirdness of mozzarella
January 13, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Mozzarella so Weird?

January 12, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bin Bag Soup

Runner2 Future Legend of Rhythm Alien
January 10, 2014April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien is a Groovy Indie Classic

January 9, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

What If History’s Greatest Composers HADN’T Been Composers?

January 7, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

7 Pieces of Technology We’d Love To Sea In 2014!

January 6, 2014November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!

December 20, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Shelfie! All About the Book Stacking Craze

Jazz drum kit set up like Buddy Rich and Gene Krupa
December 15, 2013April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buddy Rich & Gene Krupa: Praising the Genius Drummers

December 13, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Glorious Examples Why Cabbage Won’t Be The Death of Us All!

December 12, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Japanese Art of Okonomiyaki Pancakes!

December 11, 2013December 12, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Are cats going to take over the world?!?!?

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December 10, 2013July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

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