June 6, 2017June 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)

May 31, 2017September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title

May 25, 2017May 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

May 19, 2017May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

May 17, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)

May 12, 2017May 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!

May 4, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)

April 27, 2017April 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches

April 26, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush

April 25, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

April 20, 2017April 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”

April 19, 2017April 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie

April 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)

April 3, 2017April 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!

March 30, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!

March 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)

March 23, 2017March 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

March 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)

March 15, 2017March 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)

March 13, 2017March 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)

March 6, 2017March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!

March 3, 2017March 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!

February 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Health Campaign: Do Nuts (brutal, pro-nut eating)

February 21, 2017February 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!

February 17, 2017December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Posthoumous: A Dystopian Story About Houmous Gone Wrong!

February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The KeBabe (an extremely romantic kebab!)

February 10, 2017February 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tobacco Smoked Salmon

January 30, 2017January 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Taramasalata to be Renamed “Tarama-Sinatra”

January 23, 2017January 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobra (the world’s most dangerous food)

January 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Spell the beans

January 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Satsuma Wrestler (a fruitier sumo wrestler)

January 5, 2017December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!

December 29, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Ingradients (inclined ingredients for mountaineers)

December 28, 2016May 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”

December 27, 2016December 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Poopcorn

December 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Miso Soap (much better than miso soup)

December 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Dustard (a potent mix of dust and mustard)