Tag: Humor
Exclusive Recipe: Musturd (to clear up lingering dung issues)
New Invention: New Year’s Reve-Inflations (inflatable resolutions)
Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!
Great Sayings Revisited: Brake the ice
Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”
Apocalypse Now: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Invention: Stereopoly (for a better sounding Monopoly)
Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!
Exclusive Invention: Bling Bags (pimped up bin bags)
Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”
Exclusive Invention: Propcorn (movie props & popcorn all-in-one)
Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)
Great Sayings Revisited: Cat got your dung?
Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)
In Praise of Cemolina From the Legend of Barney Thomson
Exclusive Recipe: Baked Beans and Watermelon Smoothie!
In Praise of the Fog (Earth’s bad breath)
Angry Video Game Nerd: Taking You Back To The Awesome Past
Steve the Hamster: Annual Progress Report & KPI Assessment
Exclusive Invention: The Utterly Bonkers BOOMerang!
Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”
Exclusive Invention: The Bath Tube
Great Sayings Revisited: Let your hare down
Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas
Exclusive Recipe: Beerd (like beer, but with more beards)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps shaving his eyebrows off!”
Exclusive New Activity: Hot Water Bottle Fights!
Great Sayings Revisited: Blood is stupider than water
Exclusive Invention: The SoFan (a sofa and fan all-in-one)!
Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”
Exclusive Invention: The Shkirt (a shirt and skirt all-in-one)
Empire Strikes Back: “I Love You”, “I know” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!
Great Sayings Revisited: Better the deviled eggs you know
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s feet are really massive and annoying!”
Exclusive New Event: Bonbon Fire Night – Now With More Agony!
