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Tag: Humor

Men seeking women
August 9, 2016August 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!

Online dating
August 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!

Extraordinary space
August 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Extraordinary: This Duplicitous Word Isn’t Extra Ordinary

Spaghetti soup
August 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Soup (for those who love bland stuff)

A sign with Pokemon on it
August 3, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”

What is the difference between alligators and crocodiles
August 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?

Marshmallows
August 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)

Aliens - Get away from her, you bitch!
July 31, 2016May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The chicken or the egg
July 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?

Funnybones
July 28, 2016July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Funnybones: Terrifying Kids Show About Skeletons

Bananas in Pyjamas
July 27, 2016March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Bananas in Pyjamas

Soup and toast recipe
July 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!

Horseradish soup
July 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Horseradish Soup (it’s bloody horrible)

Beauty is in the eye of the beetroot holder
July 19, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

How to be unsuccessful
July 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?

Pita bread on toast
July 11, 2016July 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast

How to be good at Badminto
July 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How to NOT be Bad at Badminton

Why we hate Superman
July 7, 2016August 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

5 Completely Irrational Reasons why we Hate Superman

Praising brown bread
July 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brown Bread

White bread
July 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of White Bread

Caviar cake
July 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!

Hose pipe pen
July 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Hose Pipe Pens (better than fountain pens)

In praise of clouds
June 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clouds

Tumble dryer eggs
June 29, 2016January 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Toothpaste alternatives
June 27, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)

Brexit
June 24, 2016June 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

In praise of passwords
June 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Passwords

Tomato ketchup ice cream
June 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!

cotton bud uses
June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Buds: 5 Amazing Uses You Weren’t Stupid Enough To Invent!

Smoked salmon cigarettes
June 13, 2016June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Smoked Salmon Cigarettes!

Titanic - Jack I'm flying
June 12, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Door handle problems
June 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Door Handle

Why windows are great
June 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Window

Rocket space travel
June 7, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)

Instant Cornmeal Porridge with Cinnamon
June 6, 2016February 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?

Cold air baloon
June 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cold Air Balloon

Game of Phones
June 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Phones

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