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Pizza making
July 28, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Deep Fried Mars Bar Pizza!

July 27, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What in the Name of Bejeezus are Raisins?!?

July 14, 2015April 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is The Cauliflower a Flower or a Vegetable, Already?!?

Pasta
July 6, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tragic History Of Humanity Trying To Cook Pasta

July 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite & Tobacco Soup

June 28, 2015October 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mushroom Ice Cream!

June 24, 2015June 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Skinny Jean Chaos Revealed: 10 Horrifying Problems Created By Those Goddamn SOBs!

Instant Noodles
June 23, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Massacre: Nestlé To Annihilate 400 Million Packs Of Instant Noodles!

June 22, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What The Hell Are Crisps, Anyway, & Are They Even Edible?

Sausages
June 7, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

We Explain (Poorly) The Many Ages Of Sausages

May 29, 2015August 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Behold The Four’n Twenty & Pizza Hut Pie Special!

May 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Solve Your Biggest Problems With Mustard

Learn how to juggle
May 26, 2015January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Learn How to Juggle: Master Juggling Quickly & Easily Today!

Dust
May 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Spring Cleaning Special: What Is Dust?

Celery
April 25, 2015January 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Welcome To The Exciting World Of Celery

April 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

We Went On A Juice Health Spree… This Is What Happened

March 27, 2015March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pie Debate: Are Pies Unhealthy?

March 11, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Lamenting This Highly Disappointing Houmous

February 24, 2015February 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Create The Perfect Tea Setup

February 12, 2015February 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?

January 22, 2015August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tinned Full English Breakfasts: A Detailed Analysis

January 13, 2015January 13, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Did Popeye The Sailor Man Endorse Kale?

January 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The 2015 Beverage Revolution: Brie Tea!

Clothes peg
January 1, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Importance Of Doing The Washing

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Accident
December 18, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!

Deodorant sandwiches
November 26, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

October 31, 2014November 1, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Self-Service Checkouts…

Soap
October 19, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

Choc Noodle
October 13, 2014April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

It’s The Choc Noodle (a chocolate Pot Noodle)

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

Online dating
August 20, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

August 19, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking

April 8, 2014April 8, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

Our Pet Walrus And Us – Experiences With A Large Flippered Marine Mammal!

January 26, 2014November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Looks Back: Advice for Mr. Wapojif’s Teenage Self

January 14, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014

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