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Tag: Lifestyle

Beans on Toast
December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beams on Toast (like Beans on Toast, but with structural elements)

Sheperd's Pie recipe
November 30, 2015November 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shepherd’s Pi (like Shepherd’s Pie, but with more equations)

The Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa
November 21, 2015October 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Disquiet by Fernando Pessoa

Honey soup recipe
November 19, 2015November 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Honey Soup!

Sandwich
November 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sandwich Cereal!

Grease
November 4, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grease

Fashion wellington
October 30, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Smellingtons (like wellingtons, but with a putrid fragrance)!

Poppadoms
October 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Boomadoms (like poppadoms, but dangerous)!

Fish soup recipe
October 21, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!

Pastry
October 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

Mangoes
October 13, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Manstop (like mango, but with stopping power)!

Pot Noodle sandwich
October 11, 2015October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

It’s the Pot Noodle Sandwich!

Green tea recipe
October 7, 2015January 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Gwean Tea (to curb your green tea addiction)

Pizza
October 6, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizzza (it’s like pizza, but with a sleepy kick)!

Common cold
October 4, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Causes The Common Cold? Cold Calling!

PROPERCORN
October 2, 2015April 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of PROPERCORN

Shoes
September 30, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Shoep (shoe soup, for the uninitiated)!

Carrots
September 29, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Carrot!

Instagram
September 28, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Social Media Exclusive: Instirgram (it’s like Instagram)!

Garlic
September 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Garlic Ice Cream!

Miso Soup
September 20, 2015December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Miso Soup so Narcissistic?

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Bread carbohydrates
September 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Recipe: Carbodehydrates (like carbohydrates, but not)!

Clipper's Organic Assam Tea with Vanilla
September 5, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clipper’s Assam Tea with Vanilla (it’s bloody good)!

Pho Ga Rice Noodles
August 30, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #10: Pho Ga Rice Noodles & The Oodles of Noodles Conclusion!

Instant Noodle King
August 29, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #7, #8, & #9: The Instant Noodle King (Seafood Flavour) and Vit’s Noodles (x2)

Nissin Cup Noodles
August 27, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #5: Nissin Cup Noodles (Seafood Flavour)

Mama Rice Noodles Tom Saab
August 25, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #4: Mama Cup – Rice Noodles Tom Saab Flavour

Itsu Vegetable Festival
August 24, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #3: Itsu Vegetable Festival (Cup)

Kabuto Noodles
August 23, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #2: Kabuto Noodles (Beef, Garlic, & Ginger)

Shin Cup Noodle Soup
August 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #1: Shin Cup Noodle Soup (Hot & Spicy)

Noodles
August 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

7 Day Special: Oodles of Noodles!

Noodles
August 17, 2015January 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

What’s The Bloody Difference Between Spaghetti & Noodles?

Sneeze
August 12, 2015September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Gazuntite! The Remarkable World of Polite Sneeze Responses

Vegetables
August 10, 2015February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

August 6, 2015August 6, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Ways To Cure Your Nail Biting Disorder

Pizza Soup
August 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza Soup!

Ribena
July 30, 2015July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ribena and Capri-Sun Banned at Tesco

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