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Tag: Relationships

Why bad boys are popular with women
March 27, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!

How to be ladylike
March 16, 2017March 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My girlfriend isn’t ladylike… AT ALL!”

Friends - We were on a break
March 10, 2017March 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Friends: “We were on a break!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Men with hairy backs - solutions
March 7, 2017September 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

Valentine's Day problems
February 14, 2017February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”

How do I get a guy's attention
January 31, 2017January 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”

Online dating for men in 2017
January 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men

Lonely hearts column - online dating 2017
January 25, 2017January 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women

Cheese on toast addiction
December 28, 2016May 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”

Agony aunt - boyfriend abducted by aliens
December 15, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

Jean-Paul Sartre - The Age of Reason
December 4, 2016December 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Moonshake Books: Sartre’s the Age of Reason Reviewed!

My boyfriends keeps losing his job
December 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend can’t hold down a steady job!”

Men and eyebrows
November 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps shaving his eyebrows off!”

Shelf
November 11, 2016November 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”

Stupid big man feet
November 3, 2016January 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s feet are really massive and annoying!”

Women - Charles Bukowski
October 29, 2016January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Women by Charles Bukowski 💄

Eating mascara
October 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

Feminism and Meninism
October 5, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My girlfriend says I’m sexist! Is she broken!?”

Is it you're or your?
September 29, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”

Women who hate football
September 21, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”

Cotton earbuds are not safe!
September 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”

Agony Aunt - Men snoring solutions
August 18, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”

Agony Aunt
August 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I dump my utterly mental girlfriend?”

Men seeking women
August 9, 2016August 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!

Online dating
August 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!

By Grand Central Station I Sat Down And Wept - Elizabeth Smart
August 6, 2016January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept by Elizabeth Smart

A sign with Pokemon on it
August 3, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”

Dating a date
January 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

5 Epic Reasons Not to Date a Date

Online Dating Men Seeking Women
December 4, 2015December 4, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking Women & Men

April 29, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Where’s The Most Awkward Place To Have A Fight?

Online romance
April 19, 2013November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

A man holding a bag and looking angsty
November 12, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Understand Men: The Official Guide for Women

Love Actually
March 12, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column

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