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Category: Inventions

The Braked Potato
October 18, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!

A jumper made from jam
October 17, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)

The TeNT
October 14, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeNT (for explosive camping fun!)

The DuVet
October 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The DuVet (a duvet & veterinary clinic in one)

The mush room
October 6, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)

Environmentally friendly drain unblocker
October 3, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Professional Moron’s Patented Drain Unblocker!

A razor invention
September 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

The frying pin
September 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)

The CushIron
September 19, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!

WordCress food blogging
September 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)

New pillow invention
September 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)

The bath mutt
September 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)

Cement
August 10, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)

The cat flop
July 12, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cat Flop

Hose pipe pen
July 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Hose Pipe Pens (better than fountain pens)

Toothpaste alternatives
June 27, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)

Rocket space travel
June 7, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)

Cold air baloon
June 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cold Air Balloon

TeaCot
May 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeaCot (like a teapot, but for cots)

Post-it boat
February 16, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (like Post-it notes, but for water)

Umbrella
February 12, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

Teapi
February 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapi (like a tepee, but with more tea)

Robot Invention
January 8, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Friendly Psychopath Robot You Must Own!

Chairs Invention
December 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)

Cheap tyres
November 25, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cheep Tyres – Every Bit as Great as Cheap Tyres!

Tumble Dryer
November 20, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Blog Format: Tumble Drying (like Tumblr, but with much more drying)

Fashion wellington
October 30, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Smellingtons (like wellingtons, but with a putrid fragrance)!

Blinking
October 12, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)

Sauna
October 5, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sawner (like a sauna, but not)

Instagram
September 28, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Social Media Exclusive: Instirgram (it’s like Instagram)!

Microwave
September 27, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Micro Microwave!

Underpants
September 25, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Social Media Exclusive: Panterest (it’s like Pinterest, but not)

Shampoo and Conditioner
September 10, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Ant-Dandruff Shampoo Ant Conditioner!

Socks
July 17, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fashionistas & Hipsters: Forget Skinny Jeans – It’s Thyme For Skinny Socks!

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

Pomegranate
June 26, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?

Dog nose
June 6, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Nosephones!

Apple
April 22, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Balls To Apple Watch! We Want Apple Hopscotch

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