Category: Inventions
Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)
Exclusive Invention: The TeNT (for explosive camping fun!)
Exclusive Invention: The DuVet (a duvet & veterinary clinic in one)
Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)
Exclusive Invention: Professional Moron’s Patented Drain Unblocker!
Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)
Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)
Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!
Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)
Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)
Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)
Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)
Exclusive Invention: The Cat Flop
Exclusive Invention: Hose Pipe Pens (better than fountain pens)
Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)
Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)
Exclusive Invention: The Cold Air Balloon
Exclusive Invention: The TeaCot (like a teapot, but for cots)
Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (like Post-it notes, but for water)
Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)
Exclusive Invention: The Teapi (like a tepee, but with more tea)
Exclusive Invention: The Friendly Psychopath Robot You Must Own!
Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)
Exclusive Invention: Cheep Tyres – Every Bit as Great as Cheap Tyres!
Exclusive Blog Format: Tumble Drying (like Tumblr, but with much more drying)
Exclusive Invention: Smellingtons (like wellingtons, but with a putrid fragrance)!
Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)
Exclusive Invention: The Sawner (like a sauna, but not)
Social Media Exclusive: Instirgram (it’s like Instagram)!
Exclusive Invention: The Micro Microwave!
Social Media Exclusive: Panterest (it’s like Pinterest, but not)
Exclusive Invention: Ant-Dandruff Shampoo Ant Conditioner!
Fashionistas & Hipsters: Forget Skinny Jeans – It’s Thyme For Skinny Socks!
Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?
If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?
Exclusive Invention: Nosephones!
