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Category: Silliness

UnderSwear the world's first swearing underpants
April 4, 2022April 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: UnderSwear (the world’s first CUSSING underpants)

Happy Hank's Holidays & Halitosis Ltd.
March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

“Happy” Hank’s Holidays & Halitosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Erica's Earwax Eradicator Enterprise
March 24, 2022March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Erica’s Earwax Eradicator Enterprise [Sponsored Post]

Love hearts for you
March 22, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Love Songs Improved By Adding “Rancid” Into the Title

Doolally Doreen's Demented Data Processing
March 17, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Doolally Doreen’s Demented Data Processing [Sponsored Post]

Sandy the Sandwich naming algorithm
March 14, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sandy the Sandwich Naming Algorithm

Murray the hamster in evil mode
March 12, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q1 2022 Report Card & KPIs

Berserk Barry's Bombastic Bin Collections
March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Barry’s Bombastic Bin Collections [Sponsored Post]

Dave's Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership
March 3, 2022March 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership [Sponsored Post]

Buy Cement Now!
February 24, 2022February 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buy Cement! Now! NOW!! NOW!!! [Sponsored Post]

Dangerous Mary's Horrifying Gardening Co.
February 15, 2022February 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dangerous Mary’s Horrifying Gardening Co. [Sponsored Post]

Sid's Shed Slaying Service
February 10, 2022February 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sid’s Shed Slaying Service [Sponsored Post]

Gangrenous Gary's Giraffe Rental Service
February 3, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gangrenous Gary’s Giraffe Rental Service [Sponsored Post]

Psycho Ken's Cooking Oil Recovery Team
January 27, 2022January 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Psycho Ken’s Cooking Oil Recovery Team [Sponsored Post]

Merry Mike's Drunken Martial Arts Classes
January 13, 2022December 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Merry Mike’s Drunken Martial Arts Classes! [Sponsored Post]

NASTY: The World's Worst Space Program
January 4, 2022December 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

NASTY: Join the World’s WORST Space Program [Sponsored Post]

A cartoon alien on a half Moon with a Christmas tree attached
January 3, 2022January 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #9: Santa Claus Gets Abducted!

Mad Maureen's Magnificent Mud Museum
December 28, 2021December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mad Maureen’s Magnificent Mud Museum [Sponsored Post]

Chainsaw Chopsticks
December 14, 2021December 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Chainsaw Chopsticks For a Deliciously Dangerous Meal

Basket Case Ben's Bonkers Barbers
November 11, 2021November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Basket Case Ben’s Bonkers Barbers [Sponsored Post]

Frank's Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Cafe
November 4, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Café [Sponsored Post]

A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

Murray the Hamster up close with his nose
October 30, 2021November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q4 Report for the Furry Little Monster

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Buy our pies
September 9, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Portly Paul’s Pathetic Pie Shop [Sponsored Post]

Egor's Equity Release Emporium (and chippy)
August 26, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Egor’s Equity Release Emporium (& Chippy) [Sponsored Post]

Strange Simon's Sadistic Supermarket
August 19, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Simon’s Sadistic Supermarket [Sponsored Post]

The Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Tongue Twister Society
August 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Join the Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Society [Sponsored Post]

Demented Doreen's Disastrous Dating Department
August 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Demented Doreen’s Disastrous Dating Department [Sponsored Post]

A bin for an app icon
August 3, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin

Whiplash Wendy's Wonderful Taxi Warehouse
July 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash Wendy’s Wonderful Taxi Warehouse [Sponsored Post]

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

Berserk Brian's Big Bouncy Castle Bonanza
July 22, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Brian’s Big Bouncy Castle Bonanza! [Sponsored Post]

Atrocious Andy's Bad Acting Emporium
July 15, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Atrocious Andy’s Bad Acting Emporium [Sponsored Post]

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

Gobby Gary's Gigantic Gymnasium Group
July 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gobby Gary’s Gigantic Gymnasium Group [Sponsored Post]

Horrible Harry's Horrendous Holiday Hotspots
July 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

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