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Category: Silliness

Carrots: A public service announcement
November 24, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carrots: A Public Service Announcement [Sponsored Post]

The Babe Magnet
November 22, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)

Tony's Totally Totalitarian Toasters
November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Totally Totalitarian Toasters [Sponsored Post]

Temper Tantrum Travels for space tourism
November 9, 2022November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Temper Tantrum Travels: Budget Space Tourism for Families [Sponsored Post]

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
November 3, 2022November 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

Handsome Henry for Hire
October 27, 2022October 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Handsome Henry for Hire [Sponsored Post]

Toilet Bastard the toilet cleaner
October 20, 2022October 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Toilet Bastard: Destroying Toilets Since 1973 [Sponsored Post]

Dr. Patrick's Potato Psychology Service Ltd.
October 13, 2022October 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Patrick’s Potato Psychology Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Ibex Insurance Ltd.
October 6, 2022September 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ibex Insurance Ltd. is the GOAT [Sponsored Post]

Sugar Flakes breakfast cereal with Henry the Hippo
September 29, 2022September 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

SUGAR FLAKES Breakfast Cereal [Sponsored Post]

A crowd of aliens birdwatching a duck
September 26, 2022September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #17: Aliens Wishing to Sightsee Ducks

Haley's Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd.
September 22, 2022September 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haley’s Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Celebrity endorsement bins
September 15, 2022September 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrity Endorsement Bins Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Every home needs an obsidian sphere
September 8, 2022August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Obsidian Spheres “R” Us [Sponsored Post]

Tony's Tyrannical Toilets Ltd.
September 1, 2022September 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Tyrannical Toilets Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Trevor's Trepanning for brain ailments
August 25, 2022August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Trevor’s Trepanning for Hangovers & Headaches [Sponsored Post]

Eric's Enormous Electric Fans
August 18, 2022August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eric’s Enormous Electric Fans [Sponsored Post]

Aliens have not come in peace for traffic lights
August 16, 2022August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #16: Aliens Object Violently to Traffic Lights

Bernadette's Baboon Bookshop
August 11, 2022August 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bernadette’s Baboon Bookshop [Sponsored Post]

Space Jeeves the space butler
August 8, 2022August 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #15: Aliens Seeking Posh British Butlers

Get Condensation to get condensed milk
August 4, 2022August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Cantankerous Condensation Company [Sponsored Post]

Carla's Curious Cape Construction Company
July 28, 2022July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carla’s Curious Cape Construction Company 🦸 [Sponsored Post]

Heatwave Haiku special
July 22, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Heatwave Haiku: Perspiration and Poetry 🥵

Ryan's Rubbish Roof Repair Robots
July 21, 2022July 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Rubbish Roof Repair Robots [Sponsored Post]

Aliens think the meaning of life is to do the dishes
July 19, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #14: Aliens Needing Humans to do the Dishes

Harold's Hamster Solicitor Firm
July 14, 2022July 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Harold’s Hamster Solicitor Firm [Sponsored Post]

Gary's Grate Grammur-Lesson's
July 7, 2022July 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gary’s Grate Grammur Lesson’s [Sponsored Post]

Bob's Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza
June 30, 2022July 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bob’s Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza 🧠 [Sponsored Post]

The Geysers and Geezers shop
June 23, 2022June 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Geysers & Geezers Pub [Sponsored Post]

Aliens demand dinosaurs to abduct
June 20, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #13: Aliens DEMAND Dinosaurs

Windshield Wipers is the hottest club in town
June 16, 2022June 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Windshield Wipers is the BEST Club in Town [Sponsored Post]

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Flower Shop (with Wigan Kebabs) [Sponsored Post]

Tabitha's Tea Shop and Atom Bomb Test Site
June 2, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tabitha’s Tea Shop & Atom Bomb Test Site [Sponsored Post]

Bad Bin Bags
May 26, 2022May 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Billy’s Big Bad Bin Bag Business [Sponsored Post]

A group of aliens desperately trying to get a doormat
May 24, 2022May 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Aliens Demanding Doormats

Leslie's Lazy Laundry Service
May 17, 2022May 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leslie’s Lazy Laundry Service [Sponsored Post]

Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
May 12, 2022May 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Earth's violins are under threat from alien abduction
May 10, 2022May 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Violin Hating Aliens Seek Destruction

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