June 5, 2017June 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”

June 1, 2017May 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”

May 29, 2017April 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom: Celebrating The Sweary & Sensational Sitcom

May 15, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”

May 8, 2017May 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Interview: Mr. Wapojif of Professional Moron Reveals All!

May 1, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”

April 20, 2017April 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”

April 14, 2017August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”

April 6, 2017April 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”

March 27, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!

March 16, 2017March 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My girlfriend isn’t ladylike… AT ALL!”

March 7, 2017September 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

February 28, 2017February 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps staring at other women!”

February 17, 2017December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Posthoumous: A Dystopian Story About Houmous Gone Wrong!

February 16, 2017February 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

We’re “Celebrating” 5 Long Years of Professional Moron!

February 14, 2017February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”

February 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

February 2, 2017February 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Miserable Mercury for Lessons in Boredom!

January 31, 2017January 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”

January 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men

January 25, 2017January 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women

January 19, 2017January 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m having problems chatting up hot birds!”

January 16, 2017January 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Swamps – Putrid Holidaying Bliss!

January 13, 2017January 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m going bald!! How do I get my hair back?!”

January 10, 2017January 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Taken a Sad Turn?! Visit Saturn!

January 6, 2017December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has a gross ingrowing toenail!”

January 4, 2017December 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Financial Advice: 5 Tips on How to Secure a Loan (semi-legally)

January 2, 2017January 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Jupiter – The Best Gas Giant!

December 28, 2016May 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”

December 25, 2016November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!

December 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!

December 15, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

December 12, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!

December 8, 2016December 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”

December 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend can’t hold down a steady job!”

November 23, 2016April 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”

November 20, 2016November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas

November 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps shaving his eyebrows off!”