October 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”

October 17, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)

October 11, 2016October 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

September 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)

September 19, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!

September 14, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover

August 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

July 19, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

June 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Design Floors vs Design Flaws: Which is Best?

October 30, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Smellingtons (like wellingtons, but with a putrid fragrance)!

October 23, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Ally McDonald’s

October 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Socks and the City

September 30, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Shoep (shoe soup, for the uninitiated)!

September 10, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Ant-Dandruff Shampoo Ant Conditioner!

August 6, 2015August 6, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Ways To Cure Your Nail Biting Disorder

July 17, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fashionistas & Hipsters: Forget Skinny Jeans – It’s Thyme For Skinny Socks!

June 24, 2015June 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Skinny Jean Chaos Revealed: 10 Horrifying Problems Created By Those Goddamn SOBs!

May 23, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Are Pillows? We Discover The Horrible Truth!

May 17, 2015June 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Join The Great Flip-Flop Fashion Debate!

May 15, 2015February 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Reni Hat: The Stone Roses Fashion Special

April 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Fashion: wHeels

February 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of Lipstick And Grunting

February 15, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many Joys of Potpourri

February 12, 2015February 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?

January 14, 2015November 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Beatles’ Beards Rated

January 3, 2015January 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Belting Post About Belts!

January 1, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Importance Of Doing The Washing

November 26, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches

October 19, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!

January 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fashion Tips For 2014

January 23, 2014November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Explains This Fish!

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

May 6, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day

May 5, 2013December 13, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Hate Getting My Hair Cut

April 4, 2013April 4, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What Would History’s Lunatics Have Knitted?

March 25, 2013March 26, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have The Perfect Wedding Day!

March 24, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Really Embarrassing Stuff You’ll Want To Avoid Next Week

March 15, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Model