Tag: Food
Exclusive Recipe: Sandwich Cereal!
New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!
Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!
Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!
Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?
A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grease
Exclusive (and violent) Recipe: Intemperate Tempura
Super Spooky Halloween Recipe: Beans on Ghost!
Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Ally McDonald’s
Exclusive Recipe: Boomadoms (like poppadoms, but dangerous)!
Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!
Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems
How to Be a Waiter or Waitress
A Brief History of the Plastic Bag
Which Is Better: Bottled Water or Tap Water?
Exclusive Fruit: Manstop (like mango, but with stopping power)!
It’s the Pot Noodle Sandwich!
Exclusive Recipe: Shushi (like sushi, but quieter)!
Exclusive Recipe: Gwean Tea (to curb your green tea addiction)
Exclusive Recipe: Pizzza (it’s like pizza, but with a sleepy kick)!
In Praise of PROPERCORN
Exclusive New Recipe: Shoep (shoe soup, for the uninitiated)!
A Brief History of the Carrot!
Social Media Exclusive: Instirgram (it’s like Instagram)!
Exclusive Invention: The Micro Microwave!
Social Media Exclusive: Panterest (it’s like Pinterest, but not)
Exclusive New Recipe: Garlic Ice Cream!
Misophonia: Embrace The Hatred of Loud Chewers!
Why is Miso Soup so Narcissistic?
A Brief History of the Kettle
The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!
Exclusive (sort of): We Can Now All Brew Soup with Keurig!
New Recipe: Carbodehydrates (like carbohydrates, but not)!
In Praise of Clipper’s Assam Tea with Vanilla (it’s bloody good)!
Oodles of Noodles #10: Pho Ga Rice Noodles & The Oodles of Noodles Conclusion!
