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Tag: Food

Honey soup recipe
November 19, 2015November 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Honey Soup!

Sandwich
November 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sandwich Cereal!

Cucumber vegetable
November 12, 2015November 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!

Satsumas
November 11, 2015November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!

New coffee recipe
November 9, 2015November 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!

Blueberries
November 5, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?

Grease
November 4, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grease

Tempura Japanese food
November 2, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (and violent) Recipe: Intemperate Tempura

Beans on Toast
October 28, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spooky Halloween Recipe: Beans on Ghost!

Halloween pumpkin
October 26, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

McDonald's Big Mac
October 23, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Ally McDonald’s

Poppadoms
October 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Boomadoms (like poppadoms, but dangerous)!

Fish soup recipe
October 21, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!

Pastry
October 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

Burger and Lobster restaurant
October 19, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Waiter or Waitress

Plastic bags
October 18, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Plastic Bag

Water
October 14, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Which Is Better: Bottled Water or Tap Water?

Mangoes
October 13, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Manstop (like mango, but with stopping power)!

Pot Noodle sandwich
October 11, 2015October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

It’s the Pot Noodle Sandwich!

Sushi
October 9, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shushi (like sushi, but quieter)!

Green tea recipe
October 7, 2015January 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Gwean Tea (to curb your green tea addiction)

Pizza
October 6, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizzza (it’s like pizza, but with a sleepy kick)!

PROPERCORN
October 2, 2015April 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of PROPERCORN

Shoes
September 30, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Shoep (shoe soup, for the uninitiated)!

Carrots
September 29, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Carrot!

Instagram
September 28, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Social Media Exclusive: Instirgram (it’s like Instagram)!

Microwave
September 27, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Micro Microwave!

Underpants
September 25, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Social Media Exclusive: Panterest (it’s like Pinterest, but not)

Garlic
September 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Garlic Ice Cream!

Chewing gum
September 22, 2015April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Misophonia: Embrace The Hatred of Loud Chewers!

Miso Soup
September 20, 2015December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Miso Soup so Narcissistic?

Kettle
September 19, 2015January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Kettle

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Keurig Soup
September 12, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (sort of): We Can Now All Brew Soup with Keurig!

Bread carbohydrates
September 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Recipe: Carbodehydrates (like carbohydrates, but not)!

Clipper's Organic Assam Tea with Vanilla
September 5, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clipper’s Assam Tea with Vanilla (it’s bloody good)!

Pho Ga Rice Noodles
August 30, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #10: Pho Ga Rice Noodles & The Oodles of Noodles Conclusion!

Instant Noodle King
August 29, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #7, #8, & #9: The Instant Noodle King (Seafood Flavour) and Vit’s Noodles (x2)

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