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Tag: Food

January 29, 2013January 29, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Taxing Fizzy Drinks?!?! The Public Responds!

January 27, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

English Cuisine Explained For Non-English Folk

January 25, 2013January 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Beetles make Brie!

January 23, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Champagne and Egg Hot Pot

January 22, 2013December 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

McDonald’s and its Guantanamo Bay Restaurant

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

January 14, 2013January 14, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake Soup!

January 13, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

January 11, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Disgusting Stuff You Could Find In Your Fast Food!

January 8, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tomato: Vegetable or Fruit?

January 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Beef Cuts Sound Like Hit Singles!

A McDonald's on Mount Everest
January 3, 2013April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

When will there be a McDonald’s on Mount Everest?

A list of New Year's resolutions
December 27, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

New Years Resolutions: How to Transform Your Paltry Existence

Embracing the apocalypse
December 21, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Mayan Apocalypse: How to Handle the World’s End

December 20, 2012September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Gravy

A chicken kebab on a grill cooking
December 14, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Christmas Kebab (yuletide eating fun)

Theatre masks for acting in things like soap operas
December 12, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps

Outline of a spoon and fork in sugar dusting
December 11, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sugar Soup!

A tasty looking sandwich
December 9, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The British Sandwich Designer of the Year Competition

The Food Splat
December 2, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Food Splat: Dodgy Food and the Lack of Aesthetics

A delicious looking cake
November 26, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast

The Earth with Matrix code over it
November 20, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Our Guide to Controlling the Earth

Marmite Cake
November 4, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite Cake

A dinner party at night with lots of food and drink
October 20, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Come Dine With Me: What We’d Serve on the Show

A selection of colourful sweets
September 6, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets

A bunch of sweet potatoes
September 5, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Made Out Of Sweets?

Meat, vegetables, and gravy
August 8, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

An Exposé: The True Horrors of Gravy

A ham and tomato sandwich
April 20, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Disgusting Looking Sandwiches

A block of cheese
April 15, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Some Reasons Why Cheese Is Ace

April 13, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Foods We Found On The Internet

A fried egg around other Easter decorations
April 5, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Funny Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend

Vibrant colours for Easter eggs
April 4, 2012March 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Six Interesting Facts About Easter Eggs

Beans on Toast
March 17, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Baked Beans: Some Stupid False Facts

Love Actually
March 12, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column

An assortment of vegetables to make soup
March 7, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

Food being measured for fitness purposes
February 23, 2012April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

Sandwiches
February 20, 2012May 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

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