Tag: Health
Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)
Exclusive Recipe: Baked Beans and Watermelon Smoothie!
Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones
Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!
Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)
Exclusive Invention: Professional Moron’s Patented Drain Unblocker!
Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)
Cotton Earbuds: Useless For Ear Cleaning… So What’s Better?
Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)
Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)
Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)
Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”
Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”
In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed
Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie
Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!
Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong
Exclusive Recipe: The Grapes of Wraps (a summery recipe)
On the Shortness of Life by Seneca
Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Soup (for those who love bland stuff)
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”
In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)
Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!
Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder
What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?
In Praise of Spoons
Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast
How to NOT be Bad at Badminton
In Praise of Brown Bread
In Contempt of White Bread
Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!
Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)
Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)
