June 12, 2017June 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”

June 8, 2017June 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!

June 7, 2017June 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles

June 6, 2017June 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)

June 5, 2017June 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”

June 2, 2017June 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Face/Off: “I’d like to take his face… off” Quote Off Extravaganza!

June 1, 2017May 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”

May 31, 2017September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title

May 30, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: ReHearse (private rehearsing in a hearse!)

May 29, 2017April 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom: Celebrating The Sweary & Sensational Sitcom

May 26, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Learn to Dance with the ConfiDance Robot!

May 25, 2017May 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

May 24, 2017May 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: “I demand to have some booze!” Quote Off

May 23, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: PastErr (see your conversational filler records!)

May 22, 2017May 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

May 19, 2017May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

May 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Carafans (a caravan with a 12ft fan on the back)

May 17, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)

May 16, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chores (like Cheers, but tedious)

May 15, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”

May 12, 2017May 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!

May 11, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Like Trying to Get Mud Out of a Stone

May 10, 2017May 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Who Wants to Be a Minger?

May 9, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!

May 8, 2017May 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Interview: Mr. Wapojif of Professional Moron Reveals All!

May 5, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Go Down Like a Shed Balloon

May 4, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)

May 3, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)

May 2, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

May 1, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”

April 28, 2017April 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Quote off Extravaganza!

April 27, 2017April 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches

April 26, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush

April 25, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

April 21, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

April 20, 2017April 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”

April 19, 2017April 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie