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Tag: Humour

The tooth is out there
April 21, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

How to lose one stone in one week
April 20, 2017April 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”

Noodles and Poodles Smoothie
April 19, 2017April 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie

sCones - Cones and Scones Invention
April 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)

Withnail and I
April 17, 2017August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: Celebrating The Witty & Thunderous Cult Classic

The problem with manspreading
April 14, 2017August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”

The Lunge
April 13, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lunge (a lounge for lungers)

The Squashing Machine
April 12, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)

The early bird catches worms
April 11, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms

The Walking Bed TV Show
April 10, 2017April 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Walking Bed

The Empire Strikes Back - No. I am your father.
April 7, 2017April 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “No. I am your father.” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Finding your one true love
April 6, 2017April 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”

Spicing up Brexit with alligators
April 5, 2017April 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators

Cement Plates
April 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Concrete Plates (so you don’t break them)

Haddock and Coca Cola Soup
April 3, 2017April 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Crisps Soup Recipe
March 30, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!

The Terminator - Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
March 29, 2017January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza

The Tea Pit
March 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)

Why bad boys are popular with women
March 27, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!

You never flail until you stop trying
March 24, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying

Chicken, Mushroom, and Lice Soup
March 23, 2017March 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

Casablanca - We'll always have Paris
March 22, 2017August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Spring in the UK
March 21, 2017March 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!

Broadbland
March 20, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Broadbland (making the internet dull again!)

Eyebrews
March 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)

How to be ladylike
March 16, 2017March 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My girlfriend isn’t ladylike… AT ALL!”

Breath of the Wild negative reviews
March 14, 2017March 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Glowing Zelda Reviews Made Up By NOOBS!

Figs and Chips Recipe
March 13, 2017March 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)

Suntan locomotion invention
March 9, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Salubrious Suntan Locomotion

Men with hairy backs - solutions
March 7, 2017September 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

Almond milk Hipster crisis
March 6, 2017March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!

Jurassic Park (1993) movie logo
March 5, 2017May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Must go faster” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Lassi Lasagne
March 3, 2017March 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!

Bins are what they used to be
March 2, 2017March 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs

The male gaze
February 28, 2017February 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps staring at other women!”

The Hedge Trombone
February 27, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

Curtain invention
February 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

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