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Category: Current Affairs

Almond milk Hipster crisis
March 6, 2017March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!

Bins are what they used to be
March 2, 2017March 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs

ice cream sales plummet!
February 21, 2017February 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!

Sofa crisis leads to UK panic buying
February 6, 2017February 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sofa Crisis Stuns UK & PM’s Analysis Fuels Panic!

Taramasalata renamed by Sinatra
January 30, 2017January 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Taramasalata to be Renamed “Tarama-Sinatra”

Snow hits the UK - apocalypse!
January 18, 2017January 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Snow Hits the UK – Apocalypse Now!

Glasses named enemy of the state
January 11, 2017January 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Glasses Named “Enemy of the State” as UK Riots!

Obnoxious spaghetti
January 5, 2017December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!

Snorlax Bandai
August 22, 2016December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Giant Snorlax Cushion: It’s Only £400 & Clogs Up Your House

Salford Quays
March 3, 2016March 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!

Tremors
September 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!

Manchester Sinkhole
September 4, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Unusual Hobbies #1: Manchester Sinkhole Spotting!

Manchester
August 18, 2015January 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Sinkhole Special: Your Favourite 40ft Hole In The Ground

May 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Royal Baby: Princess What’s-Her-Name

March 16, 2015March 16, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Do Robots Really Want To Work At McDonald’s?

February 12, 2015February 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?

The peak of Mount Everest
December 30, 2014April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Englishman Scales Mount Everest In Bobble Hat & Pink Speedos

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

October 17, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Ladybird Invasion of October 2014

October 5, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dinosaur Exclusive: The Professionalmoronosaurus

April 29, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Where’s The Most Awkward Place To Have A Fight?

April 8, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Worse Than Margaret Thatcher

April 6, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Nuclear Apocalypse? We Prefer Kittens

April 5, 2013April 5, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Fish Food Controversy Exposé!

January 29, 2013January 29, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Taxing Fizzy Drinks?!?! The Public Responds!

January 10, 2013April 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The 2013 Oscar Nominations Are In!

Embracing the apocalypse
December 21, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Mayan Apocalypse: How to Handle the World’s End

A tasty looking sandwich
December 9, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The British Sandwich Designer of the Year Competition

The American flag
November 7, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

US Election 2012 Special: The Future Of America

November 5, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Anger Management Lessons With Professional Moron

Spooky halloween wallpaper with pumpkins, ghosts, and witches' hats
October 28, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Recession Trick or Treat!

Sunday written in elegant typography
October 14, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Activities For a Lazy Sunday

Cartoon icons of popular things from Halloween
October 11, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Things To Dress Up As On Halloween

Vote yes or no political message
October 10, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mapitalism: A Political Manifesto That Sort of Makes Sense

Michael Schumacher in his Ferrari overalls
October 4, 2012November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Michael Schumacher Announces His Retirement (2012)

A colourful selection of cartoon donuts.
October 3, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Donuts For Breakfast, Bond?

Dramatic Zodiac horoscope chart
September 21, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Horoscopes: Insights Into What May Well happen

The planet Mars in the solar system.
August 25, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

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