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Category: Food and Drink

January 26, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Easter Egg Is Here!

January 22, 2015August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tinned Full English Breakfasts: A Detailed Analysis

January 13, 2015January 13, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Did Popeye The Sailor Man Endorse Kale?

January 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Yogurty Truth About Yoghurt!

January 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The 2015 Beverage Revolution: Brie Tea!

December 17, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why We’re Having Beans On Toast For Christmas Dinner

What if lies were pies?
December 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What if Lies Were Pies?

Deodorant sandwiches
November 26, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches

November 13, 2014November 13, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Coughy – Cough Syrup Coffee!

November 10, 2014June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Violently Tragic History Of The Sieve

November 2, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are Twiglets Really Twigs For Let?

Knickerbocker Glory ice creams
October 20, 2014September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knickerbocker Glory: Why the name, dear?

Choc Noodle
October 13, 2014April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

It’s The Choc Noodle (a chocolate Pot Noodle)

October 11, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are There Germs in Wheatgerm?

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

How to pronounce tzatziki
October 4, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Pronounce Tzatziki

September 8, 2014March 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Pineapple and Ham Pizza

Lobster Bisque
August 25, 2014November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Lobster Bisque Always so Pretentious?

August 11, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

On the Origins of Marmalade

May 12, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Good, The Bad, and the EGGly!

Cheese
May 9, 2014February 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great Works of Literature Ruined by Putting “Cheese” in the Title

May 6, 2014January 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Omurice: The Psychotic Tale of the World’s Most Disturbed Omelettes

March 4, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

These New Cornflakes Ranges Will Terrify You

January 30, 2014January 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Sandwiches Should Play a Larger Role in Films

Some desserts with fruit in them.
January 22, 2014September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Desserts vs Deserts: Busting Some Spelling Pudding Myths

The weirdness of mozzarella
January 13, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Mozzarella so Weird?

January 12, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bin Bag Soup

December 13, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Glorious Examples Why Cabbage Won’t Be The Death of Us All!

December 12, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Japanese Art of Okonomiyaki Pancakes!

French fries and cheese are junk food
December 10, 2013July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Colossal Weight Gain Experiment: Sponsor Our Absurd Quest!

June 3, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Eat Cake Through Your Ears?

Strawberries around a jar of jam
June 1, 2013November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Soup

How do you spell hummus?
May 30, 2013September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How Do You Spell “Hummus”?

A cartoon depiction of some atoms
May 27, 2013November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Jaffa Cakes Are Better Than Atoms

May 25, 2013April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is the Game Boy Edible?

May 23, 2013September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!

May 16, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Cigarette Cake

A cartoon avocado waving in a friendly way
May 14, 2013July 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?

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