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Category: Food and Drink

May 10, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sickly Friday: The Donut Extravaganza!

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

Mars Bar - what's in the name?
May 1, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are They Called Mars Bars, Anyway?

April 30, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Pictures: The World’s Most Unfortunate Sauces

April 22, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Pizzas in the World

April 18, 2013August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse

April 15, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Awful Fast Food

April 13, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vindaloo Curry, Ham, Cheese, and Sprouts Cake!

April 9, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Complete And Utter Food Disasters!

March 27, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Cake: A Celebration of Sugar, Frosting, and Other Stuff!

March 20, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sensational Soup: The World’s Worst Bouillabaisse!

March 11, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Debate

March 6, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Foodie Special: Fried Breakfast Extravaganza

A ham sandwich with a selection of fillings
February 22, 2013November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Sandwiches

February 19, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Cake

February 17, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Haddock Tea

Deep-frying some chips
January 30, 2013August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Very Best Deep-Fried Food

January 25, 2013January 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Beetles make Brie!

January 22, 2013December 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

McDonald’s and its Guantanamo Bay Restaurant

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

January 11, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Disgusting Stuff You Could Find In Your Fast Food!

January 8, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tomato: Vegetable or Fruit?

January 5, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Tea is the Best Drink Ever

A McDonald's on Mount Everest
January 3, 2013April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

When will there be a McDonald’s on Mount Everest?

A chicken kebab on a grill cooking
December 14, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Christmas Kebab (yuletide eating fun)

Outline of a spoon and fork in sugar dusting
December 11, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sugar Soup!

A tasty looking sandwich
December 9, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The British Sandwich Designer of the Year Competition

The Food Splat
December 2, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Food Splat: Dodgy Food and the Lack of Aesthetics

A delicious looking cake
November 26, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast

November 6, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Haggis Beast: About This Terrifying Food Monster

Marmite Cake
November 4, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite Cake

A dinner party at night with lots of food and drink
October 20, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Come Dine With Me: What We’d Serve on the Show

Orange juice without bits, and a straw in the juice
October 17, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice Without Bits: Inferior Drink to With Bits

A woman holding a glass of orange juice with bits
October 16, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice With Bits: The Superior OJ Experience

A colourful selection of cartoon donuts.
October 3, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Donuts For Breakfast, Bond?

A box of Twinkies.
October 2, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Twinkies: What Are They and How Are They Made?

A cartoon hamburger
October 1, 2012August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

September 27, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: False Facts About Mint Tea

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