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Category: Food and Drink

Baked bean on toast
December 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

Watermelon and baked beans smoothie
November 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Beans and Watermelon Smoothie!

Hipster or Viking beard?
November 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beerd (like beer, but with more beards)

The CupBoard
October 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)

Cal - Titanic Calzones
October 24, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones

The Braked Potato
October 18, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!

Chilli con artist carne
October 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)

Salt and vinegar ice cream
October 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Salt and Vinegar Ice Cream!

Superhero cake - cape
September 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)

Why can't I eat toothpaste?
September 28, 2016September 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?

The Sandwich
September 15, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)

Petrol ice cream
September 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!

Corn on the Cobb from Inception
September 1, 2016May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)

Beans on Cake with Deodorant
August 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

Watermelon recipe
August 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie

Why is wild rice wild
August 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!

Sandwiches with no crust
August 17, 2016February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong

Grapes of Wraps
August 15, 2016August 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Grapes of Wraps (a summery recipe)

Spaghetti soup
August 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Soup (for those who love bland stuff)

Soup and toast recipe
July 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!

Horseradish soup
July 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Horseradish Soup (it’s bloody horrible)

Pita bread on toast
July 11, 2016July 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast

Caviar cake
July 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!

Tumble dryer eggs
June 29, 2016January 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)

Tomato ketchup ice cream
June 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!

Why do leeks leak
June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Vegetable Theory: Why do Leeks Leak?

Smoked salmon cigarettes
June 13, 2016June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Smoked Salmon Cigarettes!

Instant Cornmeal Porridge with Cinnamon
June 6, 2016February 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?

Chopsticks other uses
June 1, 2016June 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: 5 Amazing Uses for Everyone’s Favourite Finicky Eating Implement!

Walnuts grow on walls
May 31, 2016May 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Do Walnuts Grow on Walls?

Lasagne ice cream
May 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagne Ice Cream (oh yeah, we went there!)

Turmeric history
May 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Turmeric & Why People Called Eric Can’t Eat It

What is a calzone
May 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What is a Calzone and Which Time Zone is it From?

Breams on toast
May 16, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Breams on Toast (we hope you like fish)

Cordial cordial
May 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cordial Cordial (for the polite amongst us)

Oregano ice cream
May 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oregano and Salt Ice Cream!

Rubicon and Lychee
May 6, 2016May 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Rubicon’s Lychee Fizzy Drink: Evolution in a Can!

Lychee and leeches
May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

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