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How to ask out a woman
August 16, 2017August 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

How to go bald gracefully
July 21, 2017April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

How to Name Your Baby Guide
July 7, 2017July 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Name Your Baby: Top Tips For New Parents

How to be good at Badminto
July 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How to NOT be Bad at Badminton

Ecover washing up liquid
January 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How To Rekindle Your Lust For Life With Washing Up Liquid!

Burger and Lobster restaurant
October 19, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Waiter or Waitress

June 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Pander To A Panda Who Panders

May 18, 2015May 18, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Tell The Thyme

March 19, 2015March 19, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Enjoy The Solar Eclipse The Moronic Way

February 24, 2015February 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Create The Perfect Tea Setup

February 4, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Make The Moon More Interesting

A man writing really, really well
January 31, 2014August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How To Write Proper: Your Guide to Writing Really, Really Well

January 20, 2014January 20, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have a Conversation About Eggs

June 7, 2013June 7, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Successful Food Critic!

May 15, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Approach Bono

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

May 6, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day

May 3, 2013May 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.

April 25, 2013April 25, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Irritating Social Media Presence!!!!!!!!!

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

April 10, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Enjoy Spring

March 25, 2013March 26, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have The Perfect Wedding Day!

March 21, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Play Golf

March 15, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Model

Socks
March 7, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Advertise Socks

March 1, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have A Successful Camping Trip

February 1, 2013February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Improve Bora Bora

Crazy horses
January 24, 2013April 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be a Lunatic: Part 2

A character rolls a snowball to the mantra SNOW IS FUN
January 18, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Have Fun With Snow

December 22, 2012May 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Guide: How To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Someone!

A regal looking crown
December 18, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be Regal: Acting Up In The Name Of Royalty

How to deal with small talk in a taxi
December 4, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Behave in a Taxi: The Banal Chitchat Guide

The Earth with Matrix code over it
November 20, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Our Guide to Controlling the Earth

A man holding a bag and looking angsty
November 12, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Understand Men: The Official Guide for Women

A cold winter countryside setting with a house in the distance and a smoking chimney
November 3, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Warm When It’s Cold

A spooky pumpkin Halloween face
October 31, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Halloween: How To Be Terrifying

Spooky halloween wallpaper with pumpkins, ghosts, and witches' hats
October 28, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Recession Trick or Treat!

A lunatic wearing a hat
September 18, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Lunatic: Part One

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