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Santa getting stuck up a chimney
December 13, 2012November 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

When Santa Got Stuck up the Chimney: The True Story

Theatre masks for acting in things like soap operas
December 12, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps

On the cuteness of pigs
December 7, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Cuteness of Pigs: Oink Your Way to a Happy Day

December 5, 2012August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Concrete

December 3, 2012August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Confusing Confucius is Confusing: A Brief Philosophical Rant

A moose wading out of a lake in the countryside
November 29, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Moose: The Life and Times of a Large Deer

Santa Christmas list writing guide
November 28, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Our Christmas List to Santa Claus: A Writer’s Guide

A yellow and blue parrot stretching its wing out
November 27, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Parrots of the Caribbean: A Guide to Feathery Excellence

A Christmas tree surrounded by presents
November 23, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Christmas Present Guide Ever: Part #1

A Christmas tree covered in blue lights.
November 22, 2012September 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Ultimate Christmas Tree Guide

The Earth with Matrix code over it
November 20, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Our Guide to Controlling the Earth

November 19, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

Orc warriors near a castle
November 17, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Soap! (and why the Soap Orcs want it all)

Yes divided by no equals life
November 16, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Examining History’s Best Philosophers

The Northern Lights
November 15, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earth’s Secret Link: The Northern Lights and Cornflakes

November 14, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Grotesque Profile Art & Postulations

South Reddish train station in Manchester.
November 13, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

South Reddish Train Station: England’s Loneliest Railtrack

A man holding a bag and looking angsty
November 12, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Understand Men: The Official Guide for Women

Jupiter with a human spacecraft flying by it
November 11, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Didactic Sunday: Facts About Jupiter

The American flag
November 7, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

US Election 2012 Special: The Future Of America

November 6, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Haggis Beast: About This Terrifying Food Monster

November 5, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Anger Management Lessons With Professional Moron

An impressive fireworks display
November 2, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fireworks Display Special

A woman giving the middle finger with both hands
November 1, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Insults You’ve Never Heard

A man wearing a kilt male skirt
October 30, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Case For Male Skirts

A sign that reads, "Skinny jeans don't make you look skinny."
October 29, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Skinny Jeans Are Idiotic

Spooky halloween wallpaper with pumpkins, ghosts, and witches' hats
October 28, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Recession Trick or Treat!

A collection of ballpoint pens next to some coins
October 26, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Are Pens Pensive?

A gentleman putting on a blue suit
October 24, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Being a Gentleman

Orange jellyfish swimming in the sea
October 23, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fun False Facts About Jellyfish

A beautiful sunset with a field and a single tree
October 19, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Sunsets Explained: Notes on a Random ‘Eve

A man rushing late to work
October 18, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Excuses For Being Late to Work

Sunday written in elegant typography
October 14, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Activities For a Lazy Sunday

An audience watching a live band
October 12, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The All-Time Great Unused Band Names

Vote yes or no political message
October 10, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mapitalism: A Political Manifesto That Sort of Makes Sense

A voting box in cartoon form.
October 9, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Political Movement

A pair of fake glasses with comedy eyebows
October 8, 2012August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Eyebrows: What Are They For?

A dramatic sunset.
October 7, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Farewell to Sunlight: An Ode to Losing the Sun

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