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The Northern Lights
November 15, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earth’s Secret Link: The Northern Lights and Cornflakes

November 14, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Grotesque Profile Art & Postulations

South Reddish train station in Manchester.
November 13, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

South Reddish Train Station: England’s Loneliest Railtrack

A man holding a bag and looking angsty
November 12, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Understand Men: The Official Guide for Women

Jupiter with a human spacecraft flying by it
November 11, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Didactic Sunday: Facts About Jupiter

The American flag
November 7, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

US Election 2012 Special: The Future Of America

November 6, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Haggis Beast: About This Terrifying Food Monster

November 5, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Anger Management Lessons With Professional Moron

An impressive fireworks display
November 2, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fireworks Display Special

A woman giving the middle finger with both hands
November 1, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Insults You’ve Never Heard

A man wearing a kilt male skirt
October 30, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Case For Male Skirts

A sign that reads, "Skinny jeans don't make you look skinny."
October 29, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Skinny Jeans Are Idiotic

Spooky halloween wallpaper with pumpkins, ghosts, and witches' hats
October 28, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Recession Trick or Treat!

A collection of ballpoint pens next to some coins
October 26, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Are Pens Pensive?

A gentleman putting on a blue suit
October 24, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Being a Gentleman

Orange jellyfish swimming in the sea
October 23, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fun False Facts About Jellyfish

A beautiful sunset with a field and a single tree
October 19, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Sunsets Explained: Notes on a Random ‘Eve

A man rushing late to work
October 18, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Excuses For Being Late to Work

Sunday written in elegant typography
October 14, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Activities For a Lazy Sunday

An audience watching a live band
October 12, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The All-Time Great Unused Band Names

Vote yes or no political message
October 10, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mapitalism: A Political Manifesto That Sort of Makes Sense

A voting box in cartoon form.
October 9, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Political Movement

A pair of fake glasses with comedy eyebows
October 8, 2012August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Eyebrows: What Are They For?

A dramatic sunset.
October 7, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Farewell to Sunlight: An Ode to Losing the Sun

A calendar month with the weekends highlighted
October 5, 2012August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Things To Do This Weekend

Michael Schumacher in his Ferrari overalls
October 4, 2012November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Michael Schumacher Announces His Retirement (2012)

English written in a fancy font
September 30, 2012August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Guide to English

Writing equipment on a desk, including an old fashioned type writer.
September 29, 2012February 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Free Brainstorm For Writers

Toothbrushes lying next to a leaking tube of toothpaste
September 28, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Toothpaste Special: A Bit About the Paste

Dramatic Zodiac horoscope chart
September 21, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Horoscopes: Insights Into What May Well happen

A cute squirrel eating food amongst some bluebells
September 19, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Some Facts About The Pacific Ocean and Squirrels

A glowing light bulb
September 17, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Light bulbs: How These Bright Things Are Made

Marco Polo Travels
September 15, 2012November 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Questions We’d Ask Marco Polo

A wild stag running and pulling a funny face
September 4, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wild Stag Pulling a Stupid Face

September 3, 2012February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What If Speech Bubbles Could Talk?

An old-fashioned general store from the 20th century.
August 31, 2012February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Run a Shop: Our Questionable Advice

A sign that says open.
August 30, 2012July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Confusing Sign Confuses Professional Moron

August 29, 2012August 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flamboyant Bird Monster Tribute

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