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Category: Special Features

August 28, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Stag: Turn a Picture Into a Short Story Day

A language board filled with grammatical terms.
August 21, 2012February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Youth Slang is Annoying

A businessman working out his company slogan
August 20, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Company Slogans: Dodgy Taglines & More

August 19, 2012November 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

I am a Moo Cow

A monster with big scary eyes and teeth.
August 17, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Movie Monsters: Ideas For Scary New Creations

A sign stating dream job, indicating brilliant work is ahead
August 11, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Jobs That Don’t Exist

A cat lying down and looking indifferent
August 1, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Looking Indifferent

Great white shark swimming - is this your next pet
July 31, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pet Great White Shark: Why It’s Not a Good Idea

A tree in a field with inclment weather in the background
July 29, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do the British Complain About the Weather?

Someone pouring a glass of champagne at night at a dinner party
July 16, 2012April 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dinner Party: Who Would Make Your Perfect Night?

A smartphone
July 15, 2012November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Importance of Drunk Phones

A cute looking hedgehog
July 12, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cute Factor: Why it Works Wonders For Sales

Black widow spider in cartoon form - a red back
July 5, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Black Widow: Would You Be Friends With One?

Bus
June 28, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bus Etiquette: 8 Things You Need to Know

An ominous looking individual on a laptop screen
June 23, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hate Mail: Our Very First Bit of Online Abuse!

A smartphone with the Twitter icon and the world map behind it
June 19, 2012August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Types of Twitter Users Explained

A man with the world in his camera lens
June 18, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Inspirational World Records To Break

A light bulb looking like it's trying to keep its life going
June 17, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Do Light Bulbs Live Forever?

A pirate wielding a blade
June 15, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pirates: Yarr! A Guide To Sea Shanty Type Stuff

A clock showing the time
June 14, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

John Wayne - an old school actor with great hair
June 11, 2012August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Movie Hairdos Ever

Adelie Penguin
June 9, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Adélie Penguins: Facts & Flippers About These Awesome Beasts

Google's search engine-min
June 8, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Brilliance of Google Translate

A honey bee flying.
June 2, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bees: The Good, The Bad, The Buzzy

Iconic British things, including the London bus and union jack
May 31, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What it means to be British!

A cartoon and happy version of an alien invasion
May 25, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Twitter: Proof of Impending Alien Invasions & Frog Polemics

May 23, 2012April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses Reunion: Madchester is Back

Crazy looking monster cushions
May 15, 2012May 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Lunatic: The Official Guide

Vinyl for Beethoven's Sinfonie Nr. 5 c-moll
May 14, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ludwig van Beethoven: Some Personal Musings

Two pigeons in the evening near the London eye
May 12, 2012April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Prince William: “London pigeons [have] more athletic prowess than me!”

Mount Everest in the distance surrounded by countryside
May 8, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

What Would Happen If Mount Everest Fell Over?

May 4, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

World Domination: Part 2—The Plague of Doom!

May 3, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

World Domination: Part 1—Going For Glory

A funny looking alpaca
May 2, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Some Really Weird & Cute Looking Animals

History
April 17, 2012March 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Three Notable Eccentrics From History

Shelves
April 14, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shelves: A Brief History

A yellow wall with a lady walking past it
April 11, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fashion Guide: Your Moronic Tips From Total Fashionistas

Stuff
April 10, 2012May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Explained: Life & Other Things Covered at Random

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