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Tag: Fashion

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Umbrella
December 11, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

August 26, 2018August 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Three Tips To Becoming A Costume Designer – Resa McConaghy

Blade in a field
August 9, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)

Hob
July 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

Socket
June 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

Socks
May 15, 2018May 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Sockiology: Researching the Role of Socks in Human Society

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

Wallet
November 23, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wallet Wall (a wall made from old wallets!)

A woman standing being stupid as arrows do stuff
November 17, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Hairnetflix (hairy entertainment like never before!)

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience

American Snipper
October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: American Snipper

The Scarf Wig
October 9, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

Telephone razorblade add on
October 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

Aubergines are good for fashion
September 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

Pram with a battering ram on it
September 22, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

The Fire Alarm Belt
September 14, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

The MattDress
August 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

August 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)

The history of the dunce cap
August 15, 2017January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Dunce Cap

The Tooth Pickaxe
August 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

Baguettes food and a plastic bin bag
August 8, 2017August 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

How to go bald gracefully
July 21, 2017April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

Mouthmosh - It does a better job than mouthwash
July 17, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: MouthMosh (for rocking out with the benefit of fresh breath)

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

Bobble hats banned in the UK
June 30, 2017June 29, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Slipper Kippers
June 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

Pommes de Tear clothes recipe
May 25, 2017May 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

How do I look like Brad Pitt?
May 1, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”

The CARpet
January 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CARpet (a car which is also a carpet)

Miso soap
December 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Miso Soap (much better than miso soup)

Propcorn - Popcorn and movie props
December 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Propcorn (movie props & popcorn all-in-one)

Hipster or Viking beard?
November 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beerd (like beer, but with more beards)

Men and eyebrows
November 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps shaving his eyebrows off!”

The Shkirt
November 10, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shkirt (a shirt and skirt all-in-one)

Eating leg wax
October 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”

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