Tag: Food
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)
Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)
12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title
Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”
Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)
Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)
Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)
15 Classic Albums Improved By Adding “Cabbage” Into the Title
Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea
Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)
Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can
Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred
TV Shows That Never Were: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Knightmares
Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)
Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)
Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)
Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!
Great Sayings Revisited: Jack of all trays (and master of nuns)
Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)
Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)
Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)
Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream
Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”
Exclusive Invention: The Laddler (a ladle and ladder all-in-one)
Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)
20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles
Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)
20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title
Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)
Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms
Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)
Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!
