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Tag: Humor

Custard
January 14, 2016April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Yellow

Budget Cola and Anchovy pie!
January 13, 2016January 13, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Budget Cola and Anchovy Pie!

Ecover washing up liquid
January 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How To Rekindle Your Lust For Life With Washing Up Liquid!

Chopping board uses
January 11, 2016January 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Chopping Boards: What Else Can You Use Them For?

Easter Bunny Newsletter
January 10, 2016January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: The Build-Up To Easter!

Alpha 2 Robot
January 7, 2016January 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

CES 2016: The Brilliantly Bizarre Technology Highlights… So Far

Egg and pineapple soup!
January 4, 2016January 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!

How to use a kitchen scourer
January 3, 2016January 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Kitchen Scourer: A Brief History of an Implement

Love Actually - To me you are perfect
December 31, 2015December 31, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Love Actually: “To me, you are perfect” Quote Off Extravaganza!

New Year's Resolutions
December 29, 2015December 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

10 New Year’s Revolutions You Should Consider!

What's the difference between lemons and limes?
December 28, 2015December 29, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Lemons and Limes?

Santa Claus Newsletter
December 25, 2015January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: Official Christmas Newsletter #3

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

December 23, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!

Cress Crisps
December 22, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cressps (like crisps, but with more cress)

Chairs Invention
December 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)

Santa Claus Column
December 18, 2015October 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: A Minor Nuclear Mishap

House of Cards
December 16, 2015December 16, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: House of Bards (like House of Cards, but with more bards)

Sardines Ice Cream
December 15, 2015December 15, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sensational Sardine Ice Cream!

The Ironing Board
December 10, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Ironing Board

Santa Claus Official Column
December 8, 2015November 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter

Beans on Toast
October 28, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spooky Halloween Recipe: Beans on Ghost!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
October 16, 2015January 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: 40th Anniversary Special

What if lies were pies?
December 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What if Lies Were Pies?

Deodorant sandwiches
November 26, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches

What is Toothpaste?
November 1, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What is Toothpaste?

How to pronounce tzatziki
October 4, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Pronounce Tzatziki

A British gentleman attempting to handle a summer heatwave
June 24, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)

Honey badger
March 26, 2013December 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Honey Badger: Behold Nature’s Psychopath

Donkey Music the album
January 21, 2013August 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Musical Donkeys: A Skiffle Band of Donkeys

May 4, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

World Domination: Part 2—The Plague of Doom!

An assortment of vegetables to make soup
March 7, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

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