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Tag: Recipes

Ice cream curry
April 20, 2016April 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Suntan Lotion Ice Cream is Super Hot!

Kidney bean ice cream
April 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Kidney Bean Ice Cream

Caviar soup
April 5, 2016April 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Soup!

Cheese on roast
March 29, 2016April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cheese on Roast (dinner)!

Peas on toast
March 23, 2016July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Peas on Toast (the archenemy of Beans on Toast)

Anchovy and Marmite Soup
March 17, 2016March 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Anchovy and Marmite Soup!

Onion ice cream
February 26, 2016February 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Onion Ice Cream!

PROPERCORN Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
February 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!

PROPERCORN Sweet and Salty
February 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

We Tried Out PROPERCORN’s Sweet & Salty Flavour… And Lived!

tapas bar
February 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tapas – Now With More Taps!

Incense sticks food
February 10, 2016February 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Incense Sticks on Toast!

Crispy Baobab and Onion Kale Chips
February 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life Some More With Crispy Baobab & Onion Kale Chips!

Organic pumpkin seeds
January 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pumpkin Seed Cake!

Budget Cola and Anchovy pie!
January 13, 2016January 13, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Budget Cola and Anchovy Pie!

Egg and pineapple soup!
January 4, 2016January 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!

Cheese Tea
December 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Cheese Tea!

Sardines Ice Cream
December 15, 2015December 15, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sensational Sardine Ice Cream!

Toast and bread sandwich
December 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!

Mayonnaise Soup
December 9, 2015November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mayonnaise Soup (for the mayo fans out there)

Beans on Toast
December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beams on Toast (like Beans on Toast, but with structural elements)

Sheperd's Pie recipe
November 30, 2015November 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shepherd’s Pi (like Shepherd’s Pie, but with more equations)

Honey soup recipe
November 19, 2015November 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Honey Soup!

Cucumber vegetable
November 12, 2015November 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!

Satsumas
November 11, 2015November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!

New coffee recipe
November 9, 2015November 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!

Tempura Japanese food
November 2, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (and violent) Recipe: Intemperate Tempura

Beans on Toast
October 28, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spooky Halloween Recipe: Beans on Ghost!

Poppadoms
October 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Boomadoms (like poppadoms, but dangerous)!

Fish soup recipe
October 21, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!

Pastry
October 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

Pot Noodle sandwich
October 11, 2015October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

It’s the Pot Noodle Sandwich!

Sushi
October 9, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shushi (like sushi, but quieter)!

Garlic
September 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Garlic Ice Cream!

Bread carbohydrates
September 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Recipe: Carbodehydrates (like carbohydrates, but not)!

Houmous
August 16, 2015January 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Heavenly Houmongous Houmous!

Pizza Soup
August 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza Soup!

Pasta
July 6, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tragic History Of Humanity Trying To Cook Pasta

June 28, 2015October 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mushroom Ice Cream!

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