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Category: Silliness

Steve the hamster!
December 30, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Introducing Our New Office Pet: Steve the Hamster!

Chairs Invention
December 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)

Cheap tyres
November 25, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cheep Tyres – Every Bit as Great as Cheap Tyres!

Keith the Hamster
November 24, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pet Hamsters Guide: How to Manage Your Bundle of Joy

Tumble Dryer
November 20, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Blog Format: Tumble Drying (like Tumblr, but with much more drying)

Fashion wellington
October 30, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Smellingtons (like wellingtons, but with a putrid fragrance)!

Blinking
October 12, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)

Sauna
October 5, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sawner (like a sauna, but not)

Instagram
September 28, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Social Media Exclusive: Instirgram (it’s like Instagram)!

Microwave
September 27, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Micro Microwave!

Underpants
September 25, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Social Media Exclusive: Panterest (it’s like Pinterest, but not)

Shampoo and Conditioner
September 10, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Ant-Dandruff Shampoo Ant Conditioner!

BB-8
September 7, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

Socks
July 17, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fashionistas & Hipsters: Forget Skinny Jeans – It’s Thyme For Skinny Socks!

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

Pomegranate
June 26, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?

Dog nose
June 6, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Nosephones!

Apple
April 22, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Balls To Apple Watch! We Want Apple Hopscotch

High heels
April 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Fashion: wHeels

Crow
March 4, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

You’ve Heard Of Crowdsourcing – Now It’s Time For Crowsourcing!

Hamster
February 26, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Cute Amazon Reviews About Hamsters And Their Beloved New Products

Pig
January 24, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Oinkment!

January 12, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Keith The Syrian Hamster Turns 1

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing

November 19, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Journey Into The Mind Of A Hamster

tea
October 29, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Bag Mop!

Soap
October 19, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!

September 30, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Nest Of Diapers: Great Sayings Revisited

Bridge and a boat - merged
September 9, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Broat!

August 22, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?

August 21, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Faxe

April 9, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster News 2014: Adieu Boris

January 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fashion Tips For 2014

Paul the Pentagon
January 25, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Failed Blog Mascot

January 21, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Hamster – Progress Report!

January 7, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

7 Pieces of Technology We’d Love To Sea In 2014!

December 9, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Syrian Hamster: The Life & Times

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