Category: Silliness
Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)
Exclusive Invention: The Teapi (like a tepee, but with more tea)
Exclusive Invention: The Friendly Psychopath Robot You Must Own!
Introducing Our New Office Pet: Steve the Hamster!
Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)
Exclusive Invention: Cheep Tyres – Every Bit as Great as Cheap Tyres!
Pet Hamsters Guide: How to Manage Your Bundle of Joy
Exclusive Blog Format: Tumble Drying (like Tumblr, but with much more drying)
Exclusive Invention: Smellingtons (like wellingtons, but with a putrid fragrance)!
Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)
Exclusive Invention: The Sawner (like a sauna, but not)
Social Media Exclusive: Instirgram (it’s like Instagram)!
Exclusive Invention: The Micro Microwave!
Social Media Exclusive: Panterest (it’s like Pinterest, but not)
Exclusive Invention: Ant-Dandruff Shampoo Ant Conditioner!
Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8
Fashionistas & Hipsters: Forget Skinny Jeans – It’s Thyme For Skinny Socks!
Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?
If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?
Exclusive Invention: Nosephones!
Balls To Apple Watch! We Want Apple Hopscotch
Exclusive New Fashion: wHeels
You’ve Heard Of Crowdsourcing – Now It’s Time For Crowsourcing!
10 Cute Amazon Reviews About Hamsters And Their Beloved New Products
Exclusive Invention: Oinkment!
Keith The Syrian Hamster Turns 1
News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover
Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing
Journey Into The Mind Of A Hamster
Exclusive Invention: The Tea Bag Mop!
Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!
A Nest Of Diapers: Great Sayings Revisited
Exclusive Invention: The Broat!
Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?
Exclusive Invention: The Faxe
Hamster News 2014: Adieu Boris
