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Pluribus the TV series
January 24, 2026January 24, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Pluribus: Intriguing Dark Comedy With Lots of Nope 🟨

Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

December 26, 2012August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why is it called Boxing Day, Mummy?

Notes on the Queen's Speech
December 24, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Speech: Our Predictions on Ma’am’s Words

December 23, 2012October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Advanced Mathematics: Only the numbers suffer!

December 22, 2012May 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Guide: How To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Someone!

Embracing the apocalypse
December 21, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Mayan Apocalypse: How to Handle the World’s End

December 20, 2012September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Gravy

An old TV standing against a wall
December 19, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

TV or not TV? Some Notes on Television

A regal looking crown
December 18, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be Regal: Acting Up In The Name Of Royalty

December 15, 2012November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Robots: The Solution To All of Life’s Problems?

A chicken kebab on a grill cooking
December 14, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Christmas Kebab (yuletide eating fun)

Santa getting stuck up a chimney
December 13, 2012November 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

When Santa Got Stuck up the Chimney: The True Story

Theatre masks for acting in things like soap operas
December 12, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps

Outline of a spoon and fork in sugar dusting
December 11, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sugar Soup!

A tasty looking sandwich
December 9, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The British Sandwich Designer of the Year Competition

A 4x4 blasting through a lot of mud
December 8, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Mud: The Brilliant Soft, Sticky Matter

On the cuteness of pigs
December 7, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Cuteness of Pigs: Oink Your Way to a Happy Day

December 5, 2012August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Concrete

How to deal with small talk in a taxi
December 4, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Behave in a Taxi: The Banal Chitchat Guide

December 3, 2012August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Confusing Confucius is Confusing: A Brief Philosophical Rant

The Food Splat
December 2, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Food Splat: Dodgy Food and the Lack of Aesthetics

December 1, 2012August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of the Pans: Great Films That Never Were

November 30, 2012August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Quiche

A moose wading out of a lake in the countryside
November 29, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Moose: The Life and Times of a Large Deer

Santa Christmas list writing guide
November 28, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Our Christmas List to Santa Claus: A Writer’s Guide

A yellow and blue parrot stretching its wing out
November 27, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Parrots of the Caribbean: A Guide to Feathery Excellence

A delicious looking cake
November 26, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast

The Moon
November 25, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Moon

A Christmas tree surrounded by presents
November 23, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Christmas Present Guide Ever: Part #1

A Christmas tree covered in blue lights.
November 22, 2012September 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Ultimate Christmas Tree Guide

November 21, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Many Emotions of Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster

The Earth with Matrix code over it
November 20, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Our Guide to Controlling the Earth

November 19, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

Orc warriors near a castle
November 17, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Soap! (and why the Soap Orcs want it all)

Yes divided by no equals life
November 16, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Examining History’s Best Philosophers

The Northern Lights
November 15, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earth’s Secret Link: The Northern Lights and Cornflakes

November 14, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Grotesque Profile Art & Postulations

South Reddish train station in Manchester.
November 13, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

South Reddish Train Station: England’s Loneliest Railtrack

A man holding a bag and looking angsty
November 12, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Understand Men: The Official Guide for Women

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