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The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges
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EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges 🏭

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma
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Portrait of a Lady on Fire: A Very Considered Masterpiece 🔥

A voting box in cartoon form.
October 9, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Political Movement

A pair of fake glasses with comedy eyebows
October 8, 2012August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Eyebrows: What Are They For?

A dramatic sunset.
October 7, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Farewell to Sunlight: An Ode to Losing the Sun

A calendar month with the weekends highlighted
October 5, 2012August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Things To Do This Weekend

Michael Schumacher in his Ferrari overalls
October 4, 2012November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Michael Schumacher Announces His Retirement (2012)

A colourful selection of cartoon donuts.
October 3, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Donuts For Breakfast, Bond?

A box of Twinkies.
October 2, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Twinkies: What Are They and How Are They Made?

A cartoon hamburger
October 1, 2012August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

English written in a fancy font
September 30, 2012August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Guide to English

Writing equipment on a desk, including an old fashioned type writer.
September 29, 2012February 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Free Brainstorm For Writers

Toothbrushes lying next to a leaking tube of toothpaste
September 28, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Toothpaste Special: A Bit About the Paste

September 27, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: False Facts About Mint Tea

Dramatic Zodiac horoscope chart
September 21, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Horoscopes: Insights Into What May Well happen

A cute squirrel eating food amongst some bluebells
September 19, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Some Facts About The Pacific Ocean and Squirrels

A lunatic wearing a hat
September 18, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Lunatic: Part One

A glowing light bulb
September 17, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Light bulbs: How These Bright Things Are Made

E.T. Atari 2600 video game
September 16, 2012February 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

E.T. the Video Game: The Amazingly Diabolical True Story

Marco Polo Travels
September 15, 2012November 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Questions We’d Ask Marco Polo

A selection of colourful sweets
September 6, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets

A bunch of sweet potatoes
September 5, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Made Out Of Sweets?

A wild stag running and pulling a funny face
September 4, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wild Stag Pulling a Stupid Face

September 3, 2012February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What If Speech Bubbles Could Talk?

Jack and Jill
September 1, 2012March 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jack and Jill: Adam Sandler’s Unfunny Thing

An old-fashioned general store from the 20th century.
August 31, 2012February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Run a Shop: Our Questionable Advice

A sign that says open.
August 30, 2012July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Confusing Sign Confuses Professional Moron

August 29, 2012August 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flamboyant Bird Monster Tribute

August 28, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Stag: Turn a Picture Into a Short Story Day

A cartoon housefly.
August 26, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Dance Like a Fly

The planet Mars in the solar system.
August 25, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

August 23, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study

A language board filled with grammatical terms.
August 21, 2012February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Youth Slang is Annoying

A businessman working out his company slogan
August 20, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Company Slogans: Dodgy Taglines & More

August 19, 2012November 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

I am a Moo Cow

A monster with big scary eyes and teeth.
August 17, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Movie Monsters: Ideas For Scary New Creations

August 16, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Movie Remakes Hollywood Should Do Next

August 12, 2012July 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Queenie

A sign stating dream job, indicating brilliant work is ahead
August 11, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Jobs That Don’t Exist

Meat, vegetables, and gravy
August 8, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

An Exposé: The True Horrors of Gravy

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