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Tag: Food

PROPERCORN Sweet Coconut and Vanilla
February 22, 2016February 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sweet Coconut & Vanilla Popcorn Will Cure Your Inner Evil

PROPERCORN Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
February 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!

PROPERCORN Sweet and Salty
February 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

We Tried Out PROPERCORN’s Sweet & Salty Flavour… And Lived!

tapas bar
February 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tapas – Now With More Taps!

Mr. Scruff Make us a brew
February 11, 2016February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Scruff’s Awesome English Breakfast Brew

Incense sticks food
February 10, 2016February 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Incense Sticks on Toast!

Brazil Coffee The Coffee of Coffees
February 5, 2016April 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil Coffee: Weird Coffee in a Can!

Sour Cream and Black Pepper popcorn
February 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sour Cream and Black Pepper Popcorn will Improve your Life!

Crispy Baobab and Onion Kale Chips
February 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life Some More With Crispy Baobab & Onion Kale Chips!

PROPERCORN Smooth Peanut and Almond
February 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life With Smooth Peanut And Almond Popcorn!

Teapi
February 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapi (like a tepee, but with more tea)

Tea and coffee
January 31, 2016November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Coffee or Tea?

The Book of Tea Kakuzo Okakura
January 30, 2016January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Tea by Okakura Kakuzō

How to make a cup of tea
January 29, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make a Cup of Tea Like a Professional

Yogi Tea
January 28, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Yogi Tea: Proper Belting Herbal Excellence

Pukka teas
January 27, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Pukka: Dig The Ginger Tea

Clipper Teas
January 26, 2016November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper: A Tea Range For Everyone

Popcorn soup
January 25, 2016January 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Popcorn Soup!

Tea week
January 21, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Tea Week on Professional Moron

Organic pumpkin seeds
January 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pumpkin Seed Cake!

Dating a date
January 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

5 Epic Reasons Not to Date a Date

Budget Cola and Anchovy pie!
January 13, 2016January 13, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Budget Cola and Anchovy Pie!

Ecover washing up liquid
January 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How To Rekindle Your Lust For Life With Washing Up Liquid!

Chopping board uses
January 11, 2016January 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Chopping Boards: What Else Can You Use Them For?

Easter Bunny Newsletter
January 10, 2016January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: The Build-Up To Easter!

Apple stalk
January 6, 2016January 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

Egg and pineapple soup!
January 4, 2016January 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!

How to use a kitchen scourer
January 3, 2016January 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Kitchen Scourer: A Brief History of an Implement

What's the difference between lemons and limes?
December 28, 2015December 29, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Lemons and Limes?

December 23, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!

Cress Crisps
December 22, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cressps (like crisps, but with more cress)

Sardines Ice Cream
December 15, 2015December 15, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sensational Sardine Ice Cream!

Toast and bread sandwich
December 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!

Mayonnaise Soup
December 9, 2015November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mayonnaise Soup (for the mayo fans out there)

Beans on Toast
December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beams on Toast (like Beans on Toast, but with structural elements)

Sheperd's Pie recipe
November 30, 2015November 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shepherd’s Pi (like Shepherd’s Pie, but with more equations)

Keith the Hamster
November 24, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pet Hamsters Guide: How to Manage Your Bundle of Joy

Banana tea
November 23, 2015March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Immense Banana Sandwich

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