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Tag: Humor

Chores the TV show
May 16, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chores (like Cheers, but tedious)

Public displays of affection (PDAs) are evil
May 15, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”

Sardine Soufflé
May 12, 2017May 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!

Like trying to get mud out of a stone
May 11, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Like Trying to Get Mud Out of a Stone

Terminator 2- Judgement Day - Come with me if you want to live
May 9, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!

May 8, 2017May 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Interview: Mr. Wapojif of Professional Moron Reveals All!

Go down like a shed balloon
May 5, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Go Down Like a Shed Balloon

Potato Milk
May 4, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)

Central Hooting
May 3, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)

Beds to be replaced with meds
May 2, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

How do I look like Brad Pitt?
May 1, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”

The Wizard of Oz
April 28, 2017April 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Quote off Extravaganza!

Satsuma Sandwiches
April 27, 2017April 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches

Don't beat about the mush
April 26, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush

Spoon Fireworks
April 25, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

The tooth is out there
April 21, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

How to lose one stone in one week
April 20, 2017April 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”

Noodles and Poodles Smoothie
April 19, 2017April 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie

sCones - Cones and Scones Invention
April 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)

Withnail and I
April 17, 2017August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: Celebrating The Witty & Thunderous Cult Classic

The problem with manspreading
April 14, 2017August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”

The Lunge
April 13, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lunge (a lounge for lungers)

The Squashing Machine
April 12, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)

The early bird catches worms
April 11, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms

The Walking Bed TV Show
April 10, 2017April 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Walking Bed

The Empire Strikes Back - No. I am your father.
April 7, 2017April 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “No. I am your father.” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Finding your one true love
April 6, 2017April 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”

Spicing up Brexit with alligators
April 5, 2017April 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators

Cement Plates
April 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Concrete Plates (so you don’t break them)

Haddock and Coca Cola Soup
April 3, 2017April 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Crisps Soup Recipe
March 30, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!

The Terminator - Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
March 29, 2017January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza

The Tea Pit
March 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)

Why bad boys are popular with women
March 27, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!

You never flail until you stop trying
March 24, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying

Chicken, Mushroom, and Lice Soup
March 23, 2017March 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

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