Tag: Humor
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”
Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!
Great Sayings Revisited: Like Trying to Get Mud Out of a Stone
Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Interview: Mr. Wapojif of Professional Moron Reveals All!
Great Sayings Revisited: Go Down Like a Shed Balloon
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)
Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)
Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”
The Wizard of Oz: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Quote off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches
Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush
Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!
Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down
Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”
Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie
Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)
Withnail and I: Celebrating The Witty & Thunderous Cult Classic
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”
Exclusive Invention: The Lunge (a lounge for lungers)
Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)
Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms
Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Walking Bed
Star Wars: “No. I am your father.” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”
Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators
Exclusive Invention: Concrete Plates (so you don’t break them)
Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!
Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA
Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!
Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza
Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!
Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying
