Tag: Humor
Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?
Funnybones: Terrifying Kids Show About Skeletons
In Praise of Bananas in Pyjamas
Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!
Exclusive Recipe: Horseradish Soup (it’s bloody horrible)
Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder
What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?
Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast
How to NOT be Bad at Badminton
5 Completely Irrational Reasons why we Hate Superman
In Praise of Brown Bread
In Contempt of White Bread
Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!
Exclusive Invention: Hose Pipe Pens (better than fountain pens)
In Praise of Clouds
Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)
10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone
Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)
Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches
In Praise of Passwords
Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!
Cotton Buds: 5 Amazing Uses You Weren’t Stupid Enough To Invent!
Exclusive Recipe: Smoked Salmon Cigarettes!
Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
In Contempt of the Door Handle
In Praise of the Window
Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)
Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?
Exclusive Invention: The Cold Air Balloon
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Phones
Chopsticks: 5 Amazing Uses for Everyone’s Favourite Finicky Eating Implement!
Do Walnuts Grow on Walls?
EXCLUSIVE Tooth Fairy Newsletter #3: Tooth Decay Special!
Exclusive Recipe: Lasagne Ice Cream (oh yeah, we went there!)
Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?
