Tag: Humour
Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”
Exclusive Invention: The Shkirt (a shirt and skirt all-in-one)
Empire Strikes Back: “I Love You”, “I know” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!
Great Sayings Revisited: Better the deviled eggs you know
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s feet are really massive and annoying!”
Exclusive New Event: Bonbon Fire Night – Now With More Agony!
Terrible Sayings Revisited: Sweat Your Appetite
Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”
Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!
A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones
Exclusive Invention: The Fork-Lift Truck (it has lots of forks)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”
Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!
Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)
Exclusive Invention: The TeNT (for explosive camping fun!)
Exclusive Invention: The DuVet (a duvet & veterinary clinic in one)
Sayings Revisited: If you gaze into ABBA, ABBA will gaze into you
Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)
Great Sayings Revisited: If it Ain’t a Bloke, Don’t Fix it
Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)
Agony Aunt: “My girlfriend says I’m sexist! Is she broken!?”
Exclusive Recipe: Salt and Vinegar Ice Cream!
Exclusive Invention: Professional Moron’s Patented Drain Unblocker!
Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)
What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?
Cotton Earbuds: Useless For Ear Cleaning… So What’s Better?
Confessions of a Chatroom Freak by Mr. Biffo (Paul Rose)
Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)
Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)
Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”
Great Sayings Revisited: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scones
Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!
Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)
