Tag: News
BREAKING NEWS! Baked Beans Riots ERUPT in London 💥🌋
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Professional Moron’s End of Year Bonanza 2022
Ask Dr. Moron: “My gallbladder became a broadcast journalist!”
Technical Difficulties: Professional Moron is Down
Breaking News: Theresa May Resigns – Who’s Gonna be the Next Prime Minister!?
The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK
Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!
News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move
Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage
Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)
Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!
Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)
Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses
Exclusive Invention: Burnalism (journalism, but with more flames)
Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”
Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!
Invention: The Bindependent (a newspaper about bins)
Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names
Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred
Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists
Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”
Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!
Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!
Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms
Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push
Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down
Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators
Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA
Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!
Breaking News: Glowing Zelda Reviews Made Up By NOOBS!
Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!
Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs
Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!
Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!
Breaking News: Sofa Crisis Stuns UK & PM’s Analysis Fuels Panic!
