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Category: Silliness

Don't beat about the mush
April 26, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush

Spoon Fireworks
April 25, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!

The tooth is out there
April 21, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

sCones - Cones and Scones Invention
April 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)

The Lunge
April 13, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lunge (a lounge for lungers)

The Squashing Machine
April 12, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)

The early bird catches worms
April 11, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms

Cement Plates
April 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Concrete Plates (so you don’t break them)

The Tea Pit
March 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)

You never flail until you stop trying
March 24, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying

Broadbland
March 20, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Broadbland (making the internet dull again!)

Eyebrews
March 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)

Suntan locomotion invention
March 9, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Salubrious Suntan Locomotion

The Hedge Trombone
February 27, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

Curtain invention
February 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

Home is where the go-kart is
February 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Home is where the go-kart is

Door Candles
February 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)

The Flame Mower
February 8, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flame Mower (a lawn mower with flames!)

Kip in the Bucket saying
February 7, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Kip in the bucket

Show your tooth colours - saying
February 3, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Show your tooth colours

The Jac-Uzi
February 1, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jac-Uzi (a Jacuzzi with guns)

The CARpet
January 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CARpet (a car which is also a carpet)

Spell the Beans
January 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Spell the beans

Satsuma Wrestler
January 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Satsuma Wrestler (a fruitier sumo wrestler)

The Chainsore
January 12, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Chainsore

Saved by the smell
January 9, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Saved by the smell

The PrintErr
January 3, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Invention: The PrintErrr… (it prints off conversational fillers)

Ingradients
December 29, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Ingradients (inclined ingredients for mountaineers)

Concrete kite
December 26, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ConKite (a concrete kite)

Miso soap
December 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Miso Soap (much better than miso soup)

Dustard
December 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Dustard (a potent mix of dust and mustard)

New Year's Reve-inflations
December 20, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Invention: New Year’s Reve-Inflations (inflatable resolutions)

Brake the ice
December 16, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Brake the ice

Monopoly in stereo
December 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Stereopoly (for a better sounding Monopoly)

The Bling Bag
December 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bling Bags (pimped up bin bags)

Propcorn - Popcorn and movie props
December 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Propcorn (movie props & popcorn all-in-one)

Cat got your dung
December 5, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Cat got your dung?

The safer sofa
December 2, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)

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