March 13, 2017March 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)

March 9, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Salubrious Suntan Locomotion

March 7, 2017September 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

March 6, 2017March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!

March 5, 2017May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Must go faster” Quote Off Extravaganza!

March 3, 2017March 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!

March 2, 2017March 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs

February 28, 2017February 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps staring at other women!”

February 27, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

February 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

February 23, 2017May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Clever girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza!

February 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Health Campaign: Do Nuts (brutal, pro-nut eating)

February 21, 2017February 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!

February 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Home is where the go-kart is

February 17, 2017December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Posthoumous: A Dystopian Story About Houmous Gone Wrong!

February 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)

February 16, 2017February 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

We’re “Celebrating” 5 Long Years of Professional Moron!

February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The KeBabe (an extremely romantic kebab!)

February 14, 2017February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”

February 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

February 10, 2017February 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tobacco Smoked Salmon

February 9, 2017July 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Braveheart: “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… our freedom!” Quote Off Extravaganza

February 8, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flame Mower (a lawn mower with flames!)

February 7, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Kip in the bucket

February 6, 2017February 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sofa Crisis Stuns UK & PM’s Analysis Fuels Panic!

February 5, 2017April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Jailer from Monty Python’s Life of Brian

February 3, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Show your tooth colours

February 2, 2017February 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Miserable Mercury for Lessons in Boredom!

February 1, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jac-Uzi (a Jacuzzi with guns)

January 31, 2017January 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”

January 30, 2017January 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Taramasalata to be Renamed “Tarama-Sinatra”

January 29, 2017January 29, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Bonnie and Clyde: “We rob banks” Quote Off Extravaganza!

January 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men

January 25, 2017January 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women

January 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CARpet (a car which is also a carpet)

January 23, 2017January 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobra (the world’s most dangerous food)

January 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Spell the beans

January 19, 2017January 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m having problems chatting up hot birds!”