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Tag: Humor

Watermelon and baked beans smoothie
November 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Beans and Watermelon Smoothie!

In praise of fog
November 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Fog (Earth’s bad breath)

The Angry Video Game Nerd
November 27, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Video Game Nerd: Taking You Back To The Awesome Past

Steve the Hamster
November 25, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: Annual Progress Report & KPI Assessment

The BOOMerang
November 24, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Utterly Bonkers BOOMerang!

Agony Aunt - Video Games
November 23, 2016April 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”

The Bath Tube
November 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Tube

Let your hare down
November 21, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Let your hare down

Exclusive Santa Claus Column
November 20, 2016November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas

Hipster or Viking beard?
November 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beerd (like beer, but with more beards)

Men and eyebrows
November 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps shaving his eyebrows off!”

Hot water bottle fights
November 16, 2016November 16, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Activity: Hot Water Bottle Fights!

Blood is stupider than water.
November 15, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Blood is stupider than water

The SoFan
November 14, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SoFan (a sofa and fan all-in-one)!

Shelf
November 11, 2016November 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”

The Shkirt
November 10, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shkirt (a shirt and skirt all-in-one)

The Empire Strikes Back - I love You, I know
November 8, 2016July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Empire Strikes Back: “I Love You”, “I know” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

Better the deviled eggs you know
November 4, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Better the deviled eggs you know

Stupid big man feet
November 3, 2016January 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s feet are really massive and annoying!”

Bonbon Fire Night
November 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Event: Bonbon Fire Night – Now With More Agony!

Sweat your appetite
November 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Terrible Sayings Revisited: Sweat Your Appetite

The CupBoard
October 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)

Eating leg wax
October 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”

Santa Clause - Exclusive Newsletter
October 26, 2016November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!

A Few Good Men - You can't handle the truth
October 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Cal - Titanic Calzones
October 24, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones

Forklift truck
October 21, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fork-Lift Truck (it has lots of forks)

Eating mascara
October 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”

The Braked Potato
October 18, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!

A jumper made from jam
October 17, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)

The TeNT
October 14, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeNT (for explosive camping fun!)

The DuVet
October 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The DuVet (a duvet & veterinary clinic in one)

ABBA - If you gaze into the Abyss
October 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: If you gaze into ABBA, ABBA will gaze into you

Chilli con artist carne
October 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)

If it ain't a bloke, don't fix it
October 7, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If it Ain’t a Bloke, Don’t Fix it

The mush room
October 6, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)

Feminism and Meninism
October 5, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My girlfriend says I’m sexist! Is she broken!?”

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