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Tag: Lifestyle

Peas on toast
March 23, 2016July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Peas on Toast (the archenemy of Beans on Toast)

Anchovy and Marmite Soup
March 17, 2016March 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Anchovy and Marmite Soup!

Black pepper soup
March 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Black Peppercorn Soup!

Pistachio nuts
March 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Pistachio Nuts Hate Being Nuts?

March 1, 2016March 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper’s White Tea is Made by Dragons… so Drink it!

Horrible food
February 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Onion ice cream
February 26, 2016February 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Onion Ice Cream!

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016December 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

Garlic bread
February 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Extra Garlicky Garlic Bread Cake!

PROPERCORN Sweet Coconut and Vanilla
February 22, 2016February 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sweet Coconut & Vanilla Popcorn Will Cure Your Inner Evil

PROPERCORN Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
February 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!

PROPERCORN Sweet and Salty
February 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

We Tried Out PROPERCORN’s Sweet & Salty Flavour… And Lived!

tapas bar
February 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tapas – Now With More Taps!

Brazil Coffee The Coffee of Coffees
February 5, 2016April 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil Coffee: Weird Coffee in a Can!

Sour Cream and Black Pepper popcorn
February 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sour Cream and Black Pepper Popcorn will Improve your Life!

Crispy Baobab and Onion Kale Chips
February 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life Some More With Crispy Baobab & Onion Kale Chips!

PROPERCORN Smooth Peanut and Almond
February 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life With Smooth Peanut And Almond Popcorn!

Teapi
February 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapi (like a tepee, but with more tea)

Tea and coffee
January 31, 2016November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Coffee or Tea?

How to make a cup of tea
January 29, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make a Cup of Tea Like a Professional

Yogi Tea
January 28, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Yogi Tea: Proper Belting Herbal Excellence

Pukka teas
January 27, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Pukka: Dig The Ginger Tea

Clipper Teas
January 26, 2016November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper: A Tea Range For Everyone

Popcorn soup
January 25, 2016January 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Popcorn Soup!

Tea week
January 21, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Tea Week on Professional Moron

Ecover washing up liquid
January 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How To Rekindle Your Lust For Life With Washing Up Liquid!

Chopping board uses
January 11, 2016January 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Chopping Boards: What Else Can You Use Them For?

Apple stalk
January 6, 2016January 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

Egg and pineapple soup!
January 4, 2016January 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!

How to use a kitchen scourer
January 3, 2016January 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Kitchen Scourer: A Brief History of an Implement

New Year's Resolutions
December 29, 2015December 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

10 New Year’s Revolutions You Should Consider!

What's the difference between lemons and limes?
December 28, 2015December 29, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Lemons and Limes?

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

December 23, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!

Cress Crisps
December 22, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cressps (like crisps, but with more cress)

Sardines Ice Cream
December 15, 2015December 15, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sensational Sardine Ice Cream!

Toast and bread sandwich
December 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!

Mayonnaise Soup
December 9, 2015November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mayonnaise Soup (for the mayo fans out there)

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