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Tag: Lifestyle

March 27, 2015March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pie Debate: Are Pies Unhealthy?

March 11, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Lamenting This Highly Disappointing Houmous

February 24, 2015February 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Create The Perfect Tea Setup

February 12, 2015February 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?

January 22, 2015August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tinned Full English Breakfasts: A Detailed Analysis

January 13, 2015January 13, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Did Popeye The Sailor Man Endorse Kale?

January 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The 2015 Beverage Revolution: Brie Tea!

Clothes peg
January 1, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Importance Of Doing The Washing

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Accident
December 18, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!

Deodorant sandwiches
November 26, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

October 31, 2014November 1, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Self-Service Checkouts…

Soap
October 19, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

Choc Noodle
October 13, 2014April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

It’s The Choc Noodle (a chocolate Pot Noodle)

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

Online dating
August 20, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

August 19, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking

April 8, 2014April 8, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

Our Pet Walrus And Us – Experiences With A Large Flippered Marine Mammal!

January 26, 2014November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Looks Back: Advice for Mr. Wapojif’s Teenage Self

January 14, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014

French fries and cheese are junk food
December 10, 2013July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Colossal Weight Gain Experiment: Sponsor Our Absurd Quest!

June 3, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Eat Cake Through Your Ears?

May 23, 2013September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!

A clapperboard for cinema and filming
March 31, 2013September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

YouTube Clips To Make Your Sunday Better Than It Is

An old-fashioned cinema film reel.
March 17, 2013April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

It’s YouTube Video Fun Day!

January 28, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What If We Had Our Pet Hamster’s Brain?

A regal looking crown
December 18, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be Regal: Acting Up In The Name Of Royalty

Marmite Cake
November 4, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite Cake

A gay married couple holding hands in a meadow
June 24, 2012July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is Your Husband an Alien?

Tools for DIY
June 5, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Guide To Fixing Stuff: Taking You Through Basic DIY

Stuff
April 10, 2012May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Explained: Life & Other Things Covered at Random

A fried egg around other Easter decorations
April 5, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Funny Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend

Food being measured for fitness purposes
February 23, 2012April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

Sunday
February 19, 2012March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Sunday Update: Adventures in Blogging & Life Land

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