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Category: Silliness

Nigel's Needles - the happiest needles in the land
April 27, 2023April 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nigel’s Needles: The Happiest Needles in the Land [Sponsored Post]

BOdorant smells
April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

BOdorant: Winner of 2022’s Stench of the Year [Sponsored Post]

Public Lavatory Inspections Ltd.
April 13, 2023April 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Public Lavatory Inspections Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Paperboy Enterprises Ltd.
April 6, 2023April 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Paperboy Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Angry Andrew's Angry Piano Lessons Ltd.
March 30, 2023March 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Piano Lessons Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Aliens invading Bolton Town Hall
March 24, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #20: Aliens Abduct Bolton Town Hall!

SQUAWK the parrot political party
March 23, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SQUAWK: The Parrot Political Party [Sponsored Post]

Inappropriate cards for people
March 16, 2023March 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lovely Linda’s Lovely Card Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Pam's Purple Porridge
March 9, 2023March 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pam’s Purple Porridge [Sponsored Post]

Pun clinic for punning addicts
March 2, 2023March 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pun Addiction Rehabilitation Centre [Sponsored Post]

Dave's Drunken Detective Agency
February 23, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Drunken Detective Agency [Sponsored Post]

Death & Noodles funeral parlour
February 16, 2023February 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Death & Noodles Afterlife Bar [Sponsored Post]

Concrete Soap
February 9, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

CONCRETE SOAP [Sponsored Post]

Andy's Amateur Doomsday Watch Ltd.
February 2, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Andy’s Amateur Doomsday Watch Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Haiku weekend special
January 27, 2023January 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

The Queuing Museum
January 26, 2023January 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Queuing Museum [Sponsored Post]

Aliens looking for potato chips
January 20, 2023January 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #19: Aliens Want Crisps (Potato Chips)

Angry Andrew's Angry Architecture Ltd.
January 19, 2023January 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Architecture Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Princeton's Poetic Prison and Penitentiary
January 12, 2023January 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Princeton’s Poetic Prison & Penitentiary [Sponsored Post]

Ernie's Earwax Washing Up Liquid
January 5, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ernie’s Earwax Washing Up Liquid! [Sponsored Post]

Derek's Dangerous Doormats Ltd.
December 29, 2022December 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Derek’s Dangerous Doormats Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Unkempt Ug's Caveman Kissogram
December 22, 2022December 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Unkempt Ug’s Caveman Kissogram Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A fried egg Wanted poster - Dead or Alive
December 15, 2022December 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fried Egg WANTED Dead or Alive – £10,000 Reward [Sponsored Post]

Evil Mr. Duck's Quacking Lighthouse
December 8, 2022November 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Evil Mr. Duck’s Quacking Lighthouse [Sponsored Post]

Dickhead Digital the ideate-based digital agency
December 1, 2022December 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dickhead Digital: Ideational Ideating for SMEs [Sponsored Post]

Doily Aliens invasion from space!
November 28, 2022November 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #18: Slobbering Monsters Seek Doilies

Carrots: A public service announcement
November 24, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carrots: A Public Service Announcement [Sponsored Post]

The Babe Magnet
November 22, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)

Tony's Totally Totalitarian Toasters
November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Totally Totalitarian Toasters [Sponsored Post]

Temper Tantrum Travels for space tourism
November 9, 2022November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Temper Tantrum Travels: Budget Space Tourism for Families [Sponsored Post]

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
November 3, 2022November 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

Handsome Henry for Hire
October 27, 2022October 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Handsome Henry for Hire [Sponsored Post]

Toilet Bastard the toilet cleaner
October 20, 2022October 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Toilet Bastard: Destroying Toilets Since 1973 [Sponsored Post]

Dr. Patrick's Potato Psychology Service Ltd.
October 13, 2022October 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Patrick’s Potato Psychology Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Ibex Insurance Ltd.
October 6, 2022September 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ibex Insurance Ltd. is the GOAT [Sponsored Post]

Sugar Flakes breakfast cereal with Henry the Hippo
September 29, 2022September 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

SUGAR FLAKES Breakfast Cereal [Sponsored Post]

A crowd of aliens birdwatching a duck
September 26, 2022September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #17: Aliens Wishing to Sightsee Ducks

Haley's Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd.
September 22, 2022September 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haley’s Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

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