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Pluribus the TV series
January 24, 2026January 24, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Pluribus: Intriguing Dark Comedy With Lots of Nope 🟨

Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Jupiter with a human spacecraft flying by it
November 11, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Didactic Sunday: Facts About Jupiter

Prometheus (2012)
November 10, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Prometheus (2012): Revisiting Ridley Scott’s Weird Alien Film

November 9, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of The Monkey Puzzle

Skyfall
November 8, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Skyfall: A Tally Bally Ho of a Review

The American flag
November 7, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

US Election 2012 Special: The Future Of America

November 6, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Haggis Beast: About This Terrifying Food Monster

November 5, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Anger Management Lessons With Professional Moron

Marmite Cake
November 4, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite Cake

A cold winter countryside setting with a house in the distance and a smoking chimney
November 3, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Warm When It’s Cold

An impressive fireworks display
November 2, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fireworks Display Special

A woman giving the middle finger with both hands
November 1, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Insults You’ve Never Heard

A spooky pumpkin Halloween face
October 31, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Halloween: How To Be Terrifying

A man wearing a kilt male skirt
October 30, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Case For Male Skirts

A sign that reads, "Skinny jeans don't make you look skinny."
October 29, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Skinny Jeans Are Idiotic

Spooky halloween wallpaper with pumpkins, ghosts, and witches' hats
October 28, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Recession Trick or Treat!

An old-school film camera
October 27, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Ideas For Cinema’s Classic Films

A collection of ballpoint pens next to some coins
October 26, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Are Pens Pensive?

A hamster standing on its back feet and looking cute
October 25, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster Cuteness: Do Not Be Deceived By It

A gentleman putting on a blue suit
October 24, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Being a Gentleman

Orange jellyfish swimming in the sea
October 23, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fun False Facts About Jellyfish

A scary hand on a pane of glass
October 22, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Human Fear Explained: A Theoretical Pontification

A black and white Nintendo Wii
October 21, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Nintendo Wii Games Never Made

A dinner party at night with lots of food and drink
October 20, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Come Dine With Me: What We’d Serve on the Show

A beautiful sunset with a field and a single tree
October 19, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Sunsets Explained: Notes on a Random ‘Eve

A man rushing late to work
October 18, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Excuses For Being Late to Work

Orange juice without bits, and a straw in the juice
October 17, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice Without Bits: Inferior Drink to With Bits

A woman holding a glass of orange juice with bits
October 16, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice With Bits: The Superior OJ Experience

October 15, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of The Andromeda Spiral Galaxy

Sunday written in elegant typography
October 14, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Activities For a Lazy Sunday

Looper
October 13, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Looper: Great Fun Sci-Fi Time Travel Romp

An audience watching a live band
October 12, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The All-Time Great Unused Band Names

Cartoon icons of popular things from Halloween
October 11, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Things To Dress Up As On Halloween

Vote yes or no political message
October 10, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mapitalism: A Political Manifesto That Sort of Makes Sense

A voting box in cartoon form.
October 9, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Political Movement

A pair of fake glasses with comedy eyebows
October 8, 2012August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Eyebrows: What Are They For?

A dramatic sunset.
October 7, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Farewell to Sunlight: An Ode to Losing the Sun

A calendar month with the weekends highlighted
October 5, 2012August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Things To Do This Weekend

Michael Schumacher in his Ferrari overalls
October 4, 2012November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Michael Schumacher Announces His Retirement (2012)

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