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Tag: Humour

Why we hate Superman
July 7, 2016August 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

5 Completely Irrational Reasons why we Hate Superman

Praising brown bread
July 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brown Bread

White bread
July 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of White Bread

Caviar cake
July 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!

Hose pipe pen
July 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Hose Pipe Pens (better than fountain pens)

In praise of clouds
June 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clouds

Tumble dryer eggs
June 29, 2016January 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Toothpaste alternatives
June 27, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)

Brexit
June 24, 2016June 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

In praise of passwords
June 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Passwords

Tomato ketchup ice cream
June 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!

cotton bud uses
June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Buds: 5 Amazing Uses You Weren’t Stupid Enough To Invent!

Smoked salmon cigarettes
June 13, 2016June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Smoked Salmon Cigarettes!

Titanic - Jack I'm flying
June 12, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Door handle problems
June 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Door Handle

Why windows are great
June 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Window

Rocket space travel
June 7, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)

Instant Cornmeal Porridge with Cinnamon
June 6, 2016February 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?

Cold air baloon
June 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cold Air Balloon

Game of Phones
June 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Phones

Chopsticks other uses
June 1, 2016June 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: 5 Amazing Uses for Everyone’s Favourite Finicky Eating Implement!

Walnuts grow on walls
May 31, 2016May 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Do Walnuts Grow on Walls?

The Tooth Fairy's tooth decay advice
May 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Tooth Fairy Newsletter #3: Tooth Decay Special!

Lasagne ice cream
May 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagne Ice Cream (oh yeah, we went there!)

Unnecessary spelling
May 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?

Dandelion seeds
May 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Those Fluffy Things on Dandelions

Turmeric history
May 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Turmeric & Why People Called Eric Can’t Eat It

What is a calzone
May 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What is a Calzone and Which Time Zone is it From?

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Great White Shark
May 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Is the Great White Shark Much More Than a Torpedo With Teeth?

Who invented the flamethrower
May 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamethrower: Who Invented It & What Are Its Modern Uses?

Breams on toast
May 16, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Breams on Toast (we hope you like fish)

Oregano ice cream
May 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oregano and Salt Ice Cream!

Scary scarecrow
May 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Scarecrow

Rubicon and Lychee
May 6, 2016May 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Rubicon’s Lychee Fizzy Drink: Evolution in a Can!

Lychee lying
May 4, 2016May 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Right… What’s With The Goddamn Lies, Lychee?!

TeaCot
May 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeaCot (like a teapot, but for cots)

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