March 3, 2017March 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!

February 27, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

February 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

February 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Health Campaign: Do Nuts (brutal, pro-nut eating)

February 17, 2017December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Posthoumous: A Dystopian Story About Houmous Gone Wrong!

February 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)

February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The KeBabe (an extremely romantic kebab!)

February 10, 2017February 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tobacco Smoked Salmon

February 1, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jac-Uzi (a Jacuzzi with guns)

January 30, 2017January 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Taramasalata to be Renamed “Tarama-Sinatra”

January 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men

January 25, 2017January 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women

January 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CARpet (a car which is also a carpet)

January 23, 2017January 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobra (the world’s most dangerous food)

January 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Spell the beans

January 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Satsuma Wrestler (a fruitier sumo wrestler)

January 13, 2017January 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m going bald!! How do I get my hair back?!”

January 12, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Chainsore

January 6, 2017December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has a gross ingrowing toenail!”

January 5, 2017December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!

January 4, 2017December 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Financial Advice: 5 Tips on How to Secure a Loan (semi-legally)

January 3, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Invention: The PrintErrr… (it prints off conversational fillers)

December 27, 2016December 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Poopcorn

December 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Miso Soap (much better than miso soup)

December 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Dustard (a potent mix of dust and mustard)

December 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Musturd (to clear up lingering dung issues)

December 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bling Bags (pimped up bin bags)

December 8, 2016December 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”

December 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

December 2, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)

November 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Beans and Watermelon Smoothie!

October 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)

October 24, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones

October 17, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)

October 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)

October 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Salt and Vinegar Ice Cream!

October 3, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Professional Moron’s Patented Drain Unblocker!

September 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)